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All these weird formulas mean nothing compared to wins and losses.

No Huff. Please. He's a disaster in the making.

FUCK!

Oh come on now. Colon deserved this one. If there is any bias, it's from people predicting the winner who have a bias against late-season performers. We tend to focus on the early season too much.

They changed the name of the BOB! It is now called Chase Field.

That has to be right.

Melky Cabrera, last I checked, is a center fielder. And he stunk.

Nov. 14th AL MVP Nov. 15th NL MVP

Coco Crisp and Milton Bradley have long topped my list.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AsTSGeFjz7OExkf9zN49aHM5nYcB?slug=ap-rosejr-drugcharges&prov=ap&type=lgns Son of baseball's hit king turns himself in on drug charges November 7, 2005 NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- Pete Rose Jr., the son of baseball's all-time hits leader, surrendered to federal authorities Monday to face charges that he was distributing GBL, a drug sometimes used as a steroid alternative. The 35-year-old Rose could face a maximum of 20 years in prison. The Drug Enforcement Administration said his arrest was part of a larger investigation into a major GBL trafficking organization. The indictment said Rose admitted that he received GBL from a person in Tennessee while a member of the Chattanooga Lookouts, the Double-A affiliate of the Cincinnati Reds. He also said he supplied half the players on that team with the drug. According to Rose, teammates would take GBL to ``wind down'' after games. Rose played most of his career in the minor leagues, but made it to the majors for 11 games with the Reds in 1997. Last season he played for the Long Island Ducks of the independent Atlantic League. The GBL investigation began in 1999 and has included one of the largest seizures of GBL in U.S. history. In January 2004, DEA agents seized about 280 gallons of GBL from a storage unit in Murfreesboro. Further investigation revealed that Murfreesboro resident Bruce Michael Wayne was a nationwide distributor of the drug. Wayne was arrested by DEA agents in January 2004 and pleaded guilty to conspiracy to distribute GBL and money laundering charges. But Wayne failed to appear for sentencing and is a fugitive. Bruce Wayne. That's too funny.

Well they WERE hired at the same time... I remember reading an article at some point about them.

Today is Kris Benson's 31st birthday. I bet the wifey's got something special planned for him...

Was it Bill Singer who made those comments about her? Goldis' partner in crime?

Jake-Monster should play every day.

If Milton Bradley goes to the MFYs, the Bronx Zoo is back.

$10 million a year is far too much money for a reliever. The absolute max I would allow would be $7 million.

I will say it again. Brandon Wood is going to be a star.

Thanks Steve, if you're reading this.

BJ Ryan would be a wiser choice.

Zakk Wylde, who guest-starred on an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Kenji Jojima, the Japanese catcher I brought up months ago. I ought to look for that thread...

He punched a wall or something and hurt his hand.

OOH! Should have thought of this earlier, seeing as I mentioned him in my Charley Smith song. Ken Boyer.

Joe Torre.

Actually, no, I don't know who it is. And there's 92 Mets who played for the Yankees as well, so that doesn't help too much.