I blame the Tea Party. Carson's given up 5 HRs in 8 IPs. Hey, I've got an idea, let's trade him for a used pair of Sparky Lyle's socks and a bag of Big League Chew.
I wonder if she's equally stoked to be gawked at by online forum dorks. Having said that, God bless the push up bra. I salute you, Mrs. Ankiel. I'm saluting with my erection, you see.