Brett it is, gifted with enough of his brother's DNA to hit .262 / .291 /.406 // .698 over 373 plate appearances (spent too much of his career in the American League) in a not particularly offensive era. Bonus: he appeared on Fantasy Island. Never, to my knowledge, crapped himself in the lobby of a casino. Trust me, once you've done this 6-8 times, all the shame really just melts away. Much like a certain oversoiled pair of dainties.