In the July 2, 1978 episode of The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast, Red Buttons, roasting Frank Sinatra in a shlocky-but-spirited routine, laments all the great Italians through history who, in his words, "never got a dinner." "Firstbaseman Joe Torre," he bemoans, "who was too chicken to play catcher, because, he said, 'Who wants to be known as Chicken Catcher Torre?' ... [never got a dinner]." It's a lot funnier if you were there, and, like, really plastered. Jump ahead to 3:30 below to witness this national tribute to the then-Mets manager. [media=youtube]gbOUGPnDoo8[/media]