Edgy MD

Good job. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tvhv9pwaNDQ/hqdefault.jpg> My next one will be Big Ralph's ass in neon.

Transactions, 6/1/2022 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Signed as International Amateur Free[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][fimg=90]https://img.mlbstatic.com/mlb-photos/image/upload/d_people:generic:headshot:67:current.png/w_213,q_auto:best/v1/people/805076/headshot/67/current[/fimg][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Estarlin Escalante [fimg=50]https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2020/08/mystery-flag.png[/fimg][/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]circa 2004[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]High Level[/td90][td90]Academy (2022)[/td90] Got virtually nothing on this teenager — don't even know which country he's been signed out of — but he's apparently a 6'4", 235-pound righthander, so it's worth finding out. Transactions, 6/4/2022 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Assigned to DSL Mets 1[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF8000]Relief Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][fimg=90]https://img.mlbstatic.com/mlb-photos/image/upload/d_people:generic:headshot:67:current.png/w_213,q_auto:best/v1/people/805076/headshot/67/current[/fimg][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Estarlin Escalante [fimg=50]https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2020/08/mystery-flag.png[/fimg][/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]circa 2004[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]High Level[/td90][td90]DSL (2022)[/td90] I'll add that his presence clearly represents the Mets trying to corner the market on Starlin-variations and other dudes with "star" in their names. Transactions, 6/5/2022 [td90]Direction[/td90][td90]COMING[/td90][td90]Transaction[/td90][td90]Sent to Binghamton on Rehab Assignment[/td90][th]Position Group[/th][th]=#FF0000]Starting Pitcher[/th][td90][/td90][td90][fimg=90]https://img.mlbstatic.com/mlb-photos/image/upload/d_people:generic:headshot:67:current.png/w_213,q_auto:best/v1/people/656731/headshot/67/current[/fimg][/td90][td90]Name[/td90][td90]Tylor Megill [fimg=50]https://thecranepool.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/US-flag.png[/fimg][/td90][td90]DoB[/td90][td90]7/28/95[/td90][td90]B/T[/td90][td90]R/R[/td90][td90]High Level[/td90][td90]MLB (2022)[/td90] I'm not sure why the Mets have announced a June 5 transaction when it's still June 4, but we've apparently finally got a leader in the deGrom/Scherzer/Megill/Lucchesi Race to Recovery.

Message for first-timers: Put more than five minutes into it. https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2022/06/rey.png> The upside is that I probably have a good job waiting for me with the police department.

Owitch. I'm gonna make some of my own.

Chasing a lot of garbage.

They ain't making the other guys make plays like they have most of the year.

Looks like it's another night of catchup.

Looking inauspicious so far, but Lindor somehow didn't seem to be wincing after fouling off pitches.

That does look like Streep next to Mary Hart, but I'm guessing no.

Hart and Sugarman are back.

I'm getting a little antsy to see some West Coast Plummer action.

It was interesting how novel a pitcher who makes his money with the splitter seemed to be last night. You'd have thought Alonso had never seen the pitch before.

The key takeaway here is that Joe Girardi has been fired. The Phils are sort of in turnaround. And the Mets have completed most of their season against them. You never want to assume the door has closed on an opponent, but announcing that Rob Thompson will be the interim manager for the remainder of the season wouldn't be encouraging to me if I'm a Phillies' fan.

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: The Lindor thing was just bullshit. My working theory is that he got his finger stuck in the door of Duaner's cab.

Well, that wasn't an ideal way to spend the evening.

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Sugarman and Hart on their way home. They're gonna feel silly when they hear about this comeback.

So, we're gonna have to do this against Kimbrell.

Holderman is total dude.

"Waiter, I'll have the triple-play."

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Neither Pete nor Cahna looked at all comfortable against this guy, and Esco couldn't catch up to him. Yeah, it's not often you see Alonso intimidated like that.

A tablespoon of Brusdar Graterol dissolved in water every morning has done wonders for my regularity. Seriously though, pretty nasty for the guy you go to in the seventh.

Sharte's gotta get that back with the bat next inning.

Mets need to break through in inning seven.

Big opp for Betts, ... and as I type, he drives in the first run with a single.