My All-Sluggish Mets Team
p: Bartolo Colon
c: Wilson Ramos
1b: Mo Vaughn
2b: Juan Uribe
3b: Robin Ventura (in fairness, he came to the Mets immediately after rehabbing from an ankle injury that was BOTH a compound fracture AND a dislocation)
ss: Wilmer Flores
lf: Todd Hundley (that's cheating, but I already kind of cheated with Juan Uribe), otherwise, go with Lucas Duda
cf: Duke Snider (I could be wrong, be he sure looked too old and too heavy in the 1963 bits I've seen)
rf: Rusty Staub I (His other skills made him an average-ish outfielder, but they had a lot to make up for)