Called up for a one-start tryout Made it to the airport in time to fly out Pitched against Houston, made them look futile But the pen took over and our pen is bru-tile And the skip said, "McHugh, we�ll send you back down unda Where the bats can hit and the gloves don�t blunda You've some lightning heat; you got a curve like thunda If you don�t come back, you�re gonna be a one game wonda." Checking in back in Buf�lo Up come Zack Lutz, Oswaldo Navarro They asked, "Is Sandy a man which Rewards a shutout with a demotion sandwich?" And I said, "No! Said they just had to send me back down unda Said they needed Schwinie for a start on Sunda My career ain't been torn asunda Though come September I might start to wonda." Next start in Triple-A Five frames and gone, just a short day I said to Wally, "Are you trying to screw me? Because our pen gives no confidence to me?" And he said, "FUCK! Welcome back to the team down unda! Where we FUCKing suck too much to wear a Mets numba! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! We�ve been sucky all summa! And if you don�t like it, you can give me a humma!" Yeah! Pitchin' for a team down unda Where the women flirt if they think you�re a comer You get booed by an underpaid plumba Please call me back at the end of the summa! Pitchin' for a team down unda Where the women flirt if they think you�re a comer You get booed by an underpaid plumba Please call me back at the end of the summa!