Edgy MD

Kids like to pimp stuff out. MLB knows this. The real scandal is a coach letting you bat with a plastic giveaway helmet, which likely provided less protection than a bare scull.

Our first deficit of the year. Character time.

Zvon wrote: Benjamin Grimm wrote: There's no orange-brimmed version of the batting helmet. If they ever go there....... Our team's transformation into the big-league Tides will be complete

Why should that insignia need an outline?

"Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players." "I certainly do." "So, I get the ball, and I throw it where?" "Yonder." "I can't just throw it anywhere! I've got to throw it to somebody! Who?!" "Yonder." "Just... yonder." "Yeah." "That's all I gotta do? Throw it to yonder?" "Naturally." "Naturally!" "Of course." "Well, I won't be helping much. Forget about me. I'm out of the game. I'm in the stands. The ball is hit to my shortstop and he fields it..." "Everth." "Yeah, it'll take a lot of effort! But he's a pro! So he doesn't have a lot of time to go to second..." "Gyorko." "WAIT A MINUTE!! Why are you insulting the guy? You just said that he made a heck of an effort!" "Well he should make a good effort! That's who he is!" "Who?" "The shortstop." "You just said he was a jerko!" "That's the secondbaseman." "He's not even in on the play and you're running him down!" "I did not!" "You did! What kind of manager are you?" "I'm a good manager!" "You are?" "Yes." "You know all the players' names?" "I do." "And if I catch the ball, and see the runner going to first, I'm going to throw it..." "Yonder." "Yonder?" Of course "If I overthrow it, will somebody back up the play and throw it hither?" "Now you're being silly." "I'm being silly. You're the manager who doesn't care where one guy throws the ball, and insults another guy who ain't even in the play!" "I'm a very good manager." "Yeah, who are you facing today." "Gee." "Yeah, I stumped you, didn't I?"

Flordia Gee doesn't show up in Flushing in the first. Walked a dude, but otherwise unscratched.

Pick one of the above and use it in a sentence, including a reference to a latter-day figure. Nieuwenhuis had played himself off the roster last year, and Cowgill won the centerfield job outright, but with Duda still on the roster, he was nonetheless needed to fill the Gasparoid role of late-inning outfield defense.

Manager Edition Western Torborgian Hodgestive Torreadorian Howardly Manually Greenhearted

Venturous. Matlactive.

These are goo. Really nice sweep by dino j. (how did we miss Napoleonic?), but Ageeable trumps Ageean.

Spahnadian Appian

Hurstwhile Zeilous

Sidious (Bob or Don) Shavian McKnightly Sisky Poolish Flynnious

seawolf17 wrote: Gentral Here's looking forward to the Gentrification of Dillon Gee.

[list:fuvm6x6v][*:fuvm6x6v]Mischish[/*:m:fuvm6x6v] [*:fuvm6x6v]Episcopal (for one like Mike Bishop, but really, not many are like Mike Bishop)[/*:m:fuvm6x6v][/list:u:fuvm6x6v]

[list:1x9t5gmu][*:1x9t5gmu]Hamiltonian[/*:m:1x9t5gmu] [*:1x9t5gmu]Kooey[/*:m:1x9t5gmu][/list:u:1x9t5gmu]

Jason Fry, upon witnessing yesterday evening's pitching performance, openly declared Matt Harvey to be both "Seaverian" and "Goodenesque." While congratulating Jason for daring to make a comparison I explicitly refused to make on superstitious grounds, I believe the correct adjective for likening someone to George Thomas is "Seaveriffic," though I certainly agree with the usage of "Goodenesque." What other adjectives are appropriate for likening current and future Mets to their ancestors? [list:fy0q3fjh][*:fy0q3fjh]Koosmanian[/*:m:fy0q3fjh] [*:fy0q3fjh]Coniferous[/*:m:fy0q3fjh] [*:fy0q3fjh]Ike-like[/*:m:fy0q3fjh] [*:fy0q3fjh]Francoeurienne[/*:m:fy0q3fjh] [*:fy0q3fjh]Chenese[/*:m:fy0q3fjh] [*:fy0q3fjh]Darensbourgian[/*:m:fy0q3fjh] [*:fy0q3fjh]??[/*:m:fy0q3fjh][/list:u:fy0q3fjh]

Wheeler opens the schedule tonight at Sacramento which, we might as well get used to since the Mets are now being supported by a western-based affiliate, should be getting underway about 10 PM.

Laff-A-Lympics. Shows from my formative years that ran for like two weeks, had few redeeming qualities, and I can't go a week without thinking about.

Zvon wrote: Hawkins looks 20 years younger than Atchison. This point wasn't lost on me. Hawkins looks like a lean young athlete fresh from school and he's 40 years old.

It's a quick trip from "they can use the work" to "they're getting too much work."

If you can dream it, it can happen. Throw the Jets in there too, along with some soccer team that's not named after an energy drink, if you're of a mind.

Nah, Willets was on that in Post 2.

Managers, stop pulling effective starters. Ninety-four pitches? Come on.

It was a funny.