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I think anybody hoping for that would do best to trade themselves to the Angels fan base. Pujols' contract is untouchable generally. To a team digging itself out of debt and desperate to find a way to break even on the year, it's probably unfathomable.

Nearest Chipotle is 3200 Las Vegas Blvd South, 4.2 miles from Cashman Field.

Mooheek throwing that same pitch repeatedly. Satin fails me. Prince of Lies.

Seaver didn't get run in far more Met years than he did, thus driving (in part) the wedge between him and the Mets.

I'm not sure sending Harvey to the plate wasn't their best play there.

And... we're done.

Benchie options to pinch hit: Tuner - .291 Lagares - .197 Recker - .171 Cowgill - .157 Satin - .000 All righties. Not a great choice, but not a hard one.

Kirk Nieuwenhuis is hitting .077 and they intentionally walked him?

Let's waste Wainwright's instead. Let's waste it to ruins.

Wainwright: 2.23 ERA Valdesac: .223 Average. Something's gotta give!

Brown is probably going to be up soon, but he may just take Cowgill's slot.

I was away from my desk. Did Duda abandon some ducks?

This is getting stupid. Beltran should signal to the Mets what Wainwright is throwing (somehow making the read and signal from right field). He owes us that much.

So I'm at Citi Field. You know, doing my thing. When a lady comes up to me and she's all... "You want some FREE ice cream?" And I'm all "YEAH! FREE ice cream is GOOD ice cream." And it's COLD. And it's CREAMY. And it's DELICIOUS. And then I see that she had a Mitt Romney sticker on her shirt. And I'm all, "I don't support Mitt Romney. I'm with Huntsman all the way!" "I don't need your SO-CALLED FREE ICE CREAM!" I threw it on the ground![/bigpurple]

One could get a few years out of a website called metfansaretheworst.com. Wait a minute... (checking...) No, it's still available.

I'm old school. The shortstop or secondbaseman gets the outfield cutoff, the other one covers the bag, and the first baseman gets the infield cutoff.

I'm sure Wright will take the responsibility seriously.

Ex-Met Clint Hurdle hosed! Ex Met Ron Gardenhire gardenhosed!

And when I say that, please let me know.

That's what sucks about punditry. The race for attention being the fastest guy to the broadest conclusion. Nobody's in any hurry in the subsequent race to eat it.

Went out for the evening. Didn't even follow it on handheld devices during the film. Funny to see them win while getting three homers but no walks. Must be in an aggressive mood, or a deliberate revisiting of strategery.

Which certainly hurts the notion that by letting a team retaliate, it ends it.

The false sympathy doesn't "damn" anybody but the writer.

Yeah, we got that.

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