Edgy MD

Well, they knew he had it in him. They just couldn't give him any more time to find it.

Men. If there's anything we have in common it's that we'll all say any bullshit we have to in order to be popular with the teenager girls of Kyoto.

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Kirk needs to shave that shit. He doesn't deserve a gigantic beard. It's not 2011, Kirk. And you're not Jason Pridie.

I'm happy to see the Rocket, but Mets, a full and well-rounded bench will save your life one day. It'll happen if you let it. 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Back up to 14.3%

And that knocks it back down to 0%

OK, that's 6.25% of our comeback. Or 14.3%, by another measure.

I'd love to blame you for that, but...

Got to play in against Itchy. It's not like you can double him up.

Cuddy wonny.

Man on and DudaCuddyerMurphy. Rubber hitting road.

The guy may look about as bad as anybody I've ever seen at the plate (and we've all seen Al Leiter), but I'd be pretty proud to foul off 98 miles per hour swinging with one hand.

Six-pitch inning. Even giving up three runs, the guy's a walking miracle.

Well, he's not particularly good anymore. I'm kind of pleased that he's a Marlin. Still gets down that line though. The Mets could have used him pinch-running for Murphy last night. And hey, I got the video working.

And/or other fan-targeted efforts that aren't necessarily player-generated.

Can't get audio or video tonight. Even O's fans had that. d'Kong76 wrote: themetfairy wrote: Fuck You Ichiro! Why do you loathe him so? I didn't want to ask.

That arm better be attached to Chris Sale. d'Arnaud was the team's best hitter when he went down.

Frayed Knot wrote: Edgy MD wrote: So, can a fielder climb into the stands and keep running up the aisle and over seats to make a play? Don't you need to at least start your leap on the playing field for the catch to be legal? IOW, you can climb the fence, make the catch, and then fall into the seats, but not jump the fence first then make the catch while standing in Row C. That's long been my assumption, but never have the stands been so close, the walls so low, and the damn interfering fans so absent to put the rule to the test. I fear we've been sentenced to hear every current and future into-the-stands catch for the rest of time likened (and often found inferior in comparison) to the one by St Derek a decade or more ago even when the ones that are considerably better and not remotely similar. Yeah, all the bullshit about him while he was playing at least had to be tempered a bit by the reality that he was a human being right there before your own eyes. But now that he's gone, that living evidence goes with him, and so the myth takes over, and distortions can go unchecked.

It would be even more surreal if they just used a guy with a megaphone cone. Or gave such a device to the home plate ump. You'd figure that would do the trick. No need to review fan interference while going over the ground rules. So, can a fielder climb into the stands and keep running up the aisle and over seats to make a play?

And mooks online are complaining that we need experienced veteran relief help.

Seventh-inning stretch is scheduled to take place. There was a National Anthem too, though I don't know if it was performed or canned.

Down the right field line... into the crowd... Sad that the ball girl has to go to work. Couldn't they just stick Delmon Young down there?

Rotting for the Mets. That's hardcore.

All that matters to me is his relative on-base-iness to Juan Lagares (.304 obp), and Lagares' relative slugginess to his (.368 to .317). Fooey on the rest of the league.

They're actually hitting starters harder, but that can be misleading, as every team hits starters harder, and the Mets probably haven't been doing so to the league-standard degree. Vs Starters: .256 / .313 / .388 // .701 Vs. Relievers: .214 / .321 / .318 // .639 OE: League: Vs Starters: .255 / .312 / .399 // .711 Vs. Relievers: .233 / .306 / .350 //.656 So the Mets have a .062 gap, and the NL has a .052 gap. Not so meaningful as all that. Best to just hit more, just to be safe.