Titanic;President Trump behind a presidential seal; Harvey Keitel's shlong; Jimmy Buffett in concert (probably pretty safe); The View; That video where Gal Gadot led two dozen celebrities in singing "Imagine" to comfort and unite us during the Covid lockdown; Any social media posts that says, "I know 90% of my friends will ignore this, but my real friends will copy this and make it their status"; Any social media posts that says, "SHARE if u LOVE Jesus! ❤️✟!!"; Any social media posts that is clearly AI imagery and/or AI writing posted by somebody who I thought had a brain and a soul, but somehow thinks this abomination is cool; That episode of Little House on the Prairie where the Olesons have taken in a foster child and he is behaving incorrigibly, and Nels is about to smack the **** out of him, and Harriet is telling Nels to Unhand that child! because she is all spare-the-rod-and-spoil the child and Nels is all 'HARRIET, GO INSIDE AND LET ME HANDLE THIS!' because Nels is all bring-down-the-rod-and-save-the-child, and even though Charles ****ing Ingalls saves the ****ing day, by being all 'Nels, maybe I can take the kid to help me on the farm," God help me, I end up rooting for Harriet ****ing Oleson, and thinking Nels may privately be the real dick in that utterly dysfunctional family.