Hey, I've been the best pitcher on this staff for two years, and I'm still not getting opening day. Oh, but you're old for a third-year pitcher. Oh, but you're a post-op surprise. Oh, but you never gave fanbois in Baseball America never got high minor league prospect rankings to drool over. Shut up. It makes me uncomfortable. All I do is deGrominate. And the rest of that is scarcely relevant and frankly kind of creepy. I intend to deGrominate further in 2016, and you can feel free to disagree. What do you think? [fimg=400]https://metsmlb.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/jacob-degrom-1-slice7.jpg?w=555&h=315[/fimg] [fimg=325]http://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/GettyImages-475564902.jpg?d74352[/fimg] [fimg=360]http://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/10/11/sports/baseball/11powell-1/11powell-1-master675.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=365]https://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/2FivL1klquN07eQEstax8nP5ZSc=/0x0:4000x2667/1310x873/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/33058311/20140513_kkt_ae5_176.jpg.0.jpg[/fimg]