Edgy MD

Harvey has owed any success he has had tonight to the Turner Field wall distances.

MLB.tv just showed Paul Molitor's 3,000th hit. That wasn't a hit. That was an error.

Jon Heyman wrote: With it looking like Reyes is headed to free agency, the chances for a return to the Mets have gone from nil to very good in seemingly no time. http://www.todaysknuckleball.com/new-york-mets/heyman-slim-trade-market-reyes-eyes-mets/

d'Kong76 wrote: Taxi-CABrera Good job, but that's the organist over-thinking it. Maybe Matt can give up hits to each of the first three guys and pick 'em all off.

Yes, using head-smashingly bad logic.

One factor in this is that he'd almost certainly have to get his game together in Vegas during a month or so, giving the Mets the time to assess what their needs will be the rest of the season, whether he can still perform, whether he can reasonably perform at other positions, and whether they can work with him to make a good story out of this awful one. Else it's one of those reunions that happens on paper, but is never realized in uniform, like Edgardo Alfonzo in 2006.

I think his endorsement of Trump is by far the worst bad-info Francesa has given out over the air.

The world is uncomfortable on a day when Mike Francessa is more-or-less right. Even if, as it is, he overstates the thing. It's a good thing the world returned to its axis today as Francessa broke a brand new story ... by telling everybody about the year-and-a-half-old TV report he just saw, thinking it was live. http://awfulannouncing.com/2016/mike-francesa-reports-mets-injury-only-to-realize-half-way-through-it-was-an-old-report.html As per his style, he sticks to his guns embarrassingly long, and then insinuates that his producers and/or the Mets have mis-led him, and clarifies a million times, as if everything wasn't clear to everybody on earth except him in about 10 seconds. And then the first caller magically yanks his chain, and he's the only one who doesn't realize it. My stars and garters, how is this allowed to continue?

I looked at that lineup and wondered when they reactivated HoJo.

Mets Guy in Michigan wrote: Nah, this is nothing. The PR director's job is to take the heat for the boss. (Trust me.) Looked like Terry was blowing off some steam. And Jay has been around for probably 10 Mets managers and will probably outlast Terry and the two guys who follow him. If the focus is on Terry and Jay and not Thor's elbow, then this is a PR win for the Mets. Yabbut, funny! And worth getting to the bottom of. I'm sticking with my guess that Terry was hoping to sit on the news of Syndie's visit to the doctors, to maintain whatever edge an officially 100% Syndergaard gives them over the next three starts. And if it was hopeless, because the story was already out, Jay might well have briefed the skipper before he sat down. I also have a vague suspicion that "puppy dog" is a name that Jay has been called before, perhaps referencing the small dog bestowed on him by Anna Benson.

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I'm not clear either. Was Jay calling Terry a "puppy dog"? Other way around, apparently.

I think that play would have left them saying, "Oh, Tay-Tay!"

In another thread, I noted this strange act by Terry, in which he made a brief, churlish summary of what little he could provide about Syndergaard's injury. "His elbow flared up on him; that's why I took him out of the game," Terry snaps before getting up and walking off. What's missed in that clip is the first half of statement. Terry was prompted to report on the elbow by Jay Horwitz, who suspected (correctly, reports suggest) that the beat guys hadn't yet heard about the injury. Unhappy about the prompt, or perhaps dashed of his hopes that he could keep the injury on the down low, fired off a full quote of "The puppy dog wants you to know that Noah Syndergaard is seeing the doctor. His elbow flared up on him; that's why I took him out of the game," before getting up and walking off. Meow. I mean ... Me. Ow. I fart in your general direction.

About as good a set of news as you had any right to hope for. Céspedes is day-to-day and Syndy's MRI has shown no structural damage and he's being treated with anti-inflammatories.

He has the only unscarred elbow in the pitching rotation. It's like the sword of Damocles hanging over the guy. The scalpel of Damocles. OE: And how about the all-new Ring-and-Run Terry?

Latest from Firefly Theater: The offense is stumbling with the RBI machine that is David Thompson currently on the fritz and on the DL, but PJ Conlon's amazing season marches on, and he ties Sean Gilmartin and now Noah Syndergaard for the organizational lead in wins. Yeah, win totals are a bad measure, but they make for good drama. Wanna know what else about Conlon? He was scoreless in 17 innings out of the pen last year, so he's sporting a 1.51 ERA as a pro now, after 95.1 innings. I think I'm adopting him. The Flies are riding their first season in Columbia to 36-34 record, 6.5 games behind the Charleston Riverdogs. 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Not expected to miss a start.

Ceetar wrote: yes, MLB conducted an investigation as part of their domestic abuse policy and acted upon it. We're past that now. How exhausting. The report of that investigation, which you can be as "past" as you want, is to my thinking, part of what the Mets will review. Ceetar wrote: And I didn't say you were stupid, I said interviewing domestic violence victims in front of the abuser about the abuser is stupid. How doubly exhausting. Let's please try and stay on point. No, you didn't. I didn't say you did. I said you insinuated it, which you did. I also didn't suggest the Mets would or wouldn't interview domestic violence victims in front of the abuser about the abuser. At all. I said they would try and suss out both sides of the story, and I imagine reviewing the report from the investigation would probably go much of the way toward accomplishing this.

Ceetar wrote: Edgy MD wrote: But presumably, any team that that signs him would try to suss out both sides of the story. There's no way a team is going to start badgering his wife to tell her side of the story. You're not going to bring her in and interview her alone before you decide, and you can't do it with anyone else present or it's tainted. The NFL did that with Ray Rice, and it's beyond stupid. Well, MLB apparently conducted an investigation, so insinuate that I'm "beyond stupid" all you want, but somewhere, accounts are on file, and more details are available than you or I have.

But presumably, any team that that signs him would try to suss out both sides of the story, even if it's never shared with the public.

I have no evidence, but I kind of suspect Matt Harvey has had sex with white women. Just a hunch.

I don't think we know. Part of the situation in such cases is often that a deal is made and details don't get aired. In this case, the wife refused to cooperate with prosecutors, and charges were dropped. There are some things we'll never know. I'm going to ask kind of a tough question: Does our level of forgiveness or willingness to forget correspond with the player's ability? If this is Jose circa 2007, would we be worried about baggage and demand visits to domestic violence shelters? It's easy to say that it's an issue for a guy who is passed his prime. But Chapman still throws 100 mph. I can't think of a time where the Mets had a prime-time guy with these kind of issues and how fans responded. K-Rod, maybe, but he was kind of sucking when things went bad. Carl Everett, arrested for child abuse based (if I recall correctly) on injuries observed at a Shea Stadium day care center. I believe the bruises were eventually attributed to his wife, removing some of the how-can-you-root-for-this-guy? moral quandary. He was in his pre-prime at this point. Then there are the early nineties incidents against the media and fans by several players — bleach-spraying, firecrackers, golf clubs, trips to the Bronx. But such cases involve men already under contract. You own them and own the sins and you work with them as they come as best as you can. This is a different case of buying in after the sin is already on the ledger, and is somewhat analogous to signing Marlon Byrd or Bartolo Colón, whose sins were neither violent nor interpersonal, but similarly put the team in an uphill position from the get-go, as far as accepting and dealing with a player who needs redeeming.

He's as Irish as Kelsey's goat, and as successful as Noah Syndergaard. Meet P.J. Conlon, currently leading the South Atlantic League in wins; second in ERA (by 0.01) and innings, third in WHIP. He walks a Colóniano 1.15 per nine and he's a handsome, rakish little divil also. Just ask Debbie or Courtney or whoever. Her name (or her social media handle) might actually be "Peach." I'm not sure. P.J.'s all about pitchability. Scouts don't talk about his arsenal, but how he uses it. He'll be using it in Flushing before you know it.

I was starting to wonder if Verrett and Gilmartin could exist on the same roster, as frequently as they've been swapped out for one another. I was thinking they shared the same roster or the same apartment or dated the same woman or something. Think of the hilarious hilarity of romantic comedy of one woman in love with two ballplayers but they never know about each other because they're always shipped out for one another ... until roster expansion! It'd be called ... AND THEN CAME SEPTEMBER. In the harsh light of cold reason, they'd best have served the team by shipping out Robles, but that would be a helluva reward for a guy taking a hit for the team with such aplomb. The guy in the middle is, of course, an unknown (Dominican), but it strikes me that shorter the draft gets, the more meaning amateur free agent signings will have. 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Outfielder[fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_446263.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_599096.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/571841/generic/180x270/571841.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_431151.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_501571.jpg[/fimg]NameLucas DudaDilson HerreraTy KellyDavid WrightJuan LagaresDoB2/3/86 #213/3/1994 #27/20/1988 #5512/20/82 #53/17/89 #12Status Notes=#FF0000]On 15-Day Disabled List=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#FF0000]On 15-Day Disabled List=#FF0000]On 15-Day Disabled ListPosition Group=#0000FF] Outfielder[fimg=90]http://www.milb.com/images/607043/generic/180x270/607043.jpg[/fimg]NameBrandon NimmoDoB3/27/1993 #77Status Notes=#00BF00]Las Vegas Coaching Staff Position=#BF0000] Manager=#BF0000]Hitting Coach=#BF0000]Pitching Coach=#BF0000]First Base Coach=#BF0000]Third Base Coach[fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/492632.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/438989.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/123951.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/114961.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/123212.jpg[/fimg]NameTerry CollinsKevin LongDan WarthenTom GoodwinTim TeufelDoB5/27/49 #1012/30/1966 #5712/1/52 #387/27/68 #227/7/58 #18Position=#BF0000]Bench Coach=#BF0000]Bullpen Coach=#BF0000]Ass't Batting Coach=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach=#BF0000]Strength and Cond. Coach[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/dick-scott.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/111191.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/pat-roessler-1.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/mike-barwis.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/dustin-clarke-1.jpg[/fimg]NameDick ScottRicky BonesPat RoesslerMike BarwisDustin ClarkeDoB7/19/1962 #234/7/69 #2512/27/1959 #66/6/73circa 1987Position=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher=#BF0000]Bullpen Catcher[fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/534948.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/images/coaches/mugshots/430002.jpg[/fimg]NameDave RacanielloEric LangillDoB6/3/78 #537/7/58 #78

I like to read that in the voice of "Waylon Jennings as the Balladeer."