Edgy MD

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Rosario needs to lose that Fake Beard Yeah, he's trying way too hard. It's fungus on his shower shoes.

I'm thinking "Maybe we should have pinch-run for Cabrera," and then Cabrera shuts me up by turning a sweet DP.

Both teams on their second catcher.

You keep your right leg down by sliding on your left hip.

Tough call to overturn, and they don't. Learn to slide, Mets.

Safe?

Jammed for Cespy. C'mon, you big maniac.

When an ump with the juice of Joe West gets a three-game suspension for the relatively tame comments of calling Adrian Beltre baseball's biggest complainer, I understand the umps being pissy that Kinsler didn't get the thumb after a cold and clinical rip of Hernandez, even if most every thing he said was dead on.

You know, since we opened the game talking about how athletic Gsellman is, he's totally looked fleh on defense.

No, he totally turned a triple into a double.

Zipping through the first time through the lineup and he gives up a seeing-eye hit to Walker. Stay focused, man.

I'm guessing he's totally not going to find another line of work.

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Umps not cooperating tonight.

You see how easy it is to beat the shift?

Nimmo running the bases like a Little Leaguer.

Nimmo didn't tag! I'm so wrong!!

Nimmo leads off with the dubble! I'm so right!

THAT'S a lineup. I mean, I have my quibs, but Nimmo first, Conforto third, Céspedes fourth? I could swoon.

Science geek who has pioneered in genetic engineering? And HGH? And has two sons in big league baseball? One a hitter and one a pitcher? That's a lot of red flags!

Syndrhame.

bmfc1 wrote: There's a GrandersonKids event today. Obviously Curtis won't be there so instead they get Erik Goodell! Won't they be thrilled! I like Goody. But you'd think with 27 guys on the DL, getting bigwigs to personal appearances wouldn't be a problem.

I thought you were leading toward the Syndrome moniker, but I guess it's your call. My name's not "Buddy"!!

Best Mets cartoon avatar since Ty Wigginton and Chief Wiggum.

Brooklyn is, like, Casey Stengel-era Mets bad. They went up 4-0 in the top half of the first yesterday and still lost 13-10. The loss dropped them to 15-42. That's a .263 winning percentage. Tim Teufel managed a Sand Gnat team that bad back in 2007 or so, but it's been a while since a group of Mets prospects were forced to take their medicine so completely.