Edgy MD

Edgy MD wrote: Marcus Stroman. He probably won't go much more than two, so it will still be bullypen game, but it will be him and you heard it here first. Unfortunately, they reached out to him, invited him to start, and he said, "Fuck, no!" and pulled the plug on his season.

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Marcus Stroman. He probably won't go much more than two, so it will still be bullypen game, but it will be him and you heard it here first.

Blue Emu: Johnny F. Bench endorsing a pain relief cream made up in part of oil extracted from emus.

"I don't see this Mark Carlson character sticking in the big leagues if he calls a few more games like that." — Angel Hernandez

Villar has had a crappy game, but he's also probably the biggest victim of the ump's erratic strikezone.

Don't forget lawn equipment.

Monte Harrison for PotG!!!

Tying RiSP. Two out in the eighth.

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Umpy is simply seeing different pitches than the ones I'm seeing.

I was thinking Conforto was out, but then I thought the tag was missed. But out he is.

The pitcher's best friend just showed up.

Delly walks the leadoff dude.

I'll take the run.

Now they're bloated. Two-three-four coming up. Every opportunity to put this game away here.

I love a bunt hit. Thrills that money can't buy.

Squeezed through that inning. Fortunately, Harrison and Villar are really swinging noodles. Nine more outs. Who's your next pitcher?

A strikeout of Harrison, the gift that keeps giving. Ten outs to go.

It might have been a good call for Alonso to take the long hop, but if he's going to back up, he ought to get in front of it. We're scoring it an E in Baltimore.

Twelve outs to get. There's one.

Rosario is a load right now.

RBI for Nimmo but McNeil goes down swinging at shite too. Also, we're going to need a Rosario Base-on-Balls Watch. Four innings from the bullpen will be a tough order if the Mets don't expand this lead.

Mets benefitting generously from this Harrison guy not being able to catch up with the heat.

Is that Bartolo to the left of the Clover sign or just a jowly Mets fan?