John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: “Of the 400 days of [big league] service time I had, I probably smoked on 150 of them,” he told me. “A lot of guys would wake up at 9 a.m. and smoke, but I never wanted to do anything mind-altering until after the game.” Jordany Valdespin? 2012 rookie infielder, 3 orgs (NYM, MIA, DET), though not exactly retired (playing in Mexico). All Star (Turner) + I don't know, Andres Torres + Santana = ~23 years I was thinking when I was reading that article yesterday that the 'infielder - now retired - 400 days of ML service, etc.' description is only vaguely disguising things and that it shouldn't take too much research to narrow that down quite quickly if one were of a mind to do so. Valdespin amassed just a bit more than half of that 400 days of service time mentioned. It's also tough to see him talking to too many reporters ... or vice versa.