Lemme tell you something you young whippersnappers, when I was a kid they played baseball games on All-Star week Thursday, not like these sissies playing today. Mets & Pirates finish up their 7/11 season series (7 games spread across 11 days). Celebratory Slurpees* will be consumed in honor, hopefully three of them. Marcus Stroman goes against someone not named Marcus Stroman, and in fact not named at all by the Pirates to this point. * old-timers will get this reference