Alright, it's been like barely a week since we played these guys so if you need help knowing them you've got bigger problems then my essay here will solve - but a little update on what's been happening in the last 9 days never hurts. The Phils come in at 8 - 8 having just took 2 of 3 from the struggling Astros. That leaves them 1 game behind the 8 - 6 Mets (we've played fewer games to this point than every other team in the majors) and 1-1/2 behind the 1st place Florida Marlins (9 - 6) Friday - 7:05 (SNY) Santana vs Cole Hamels (L): 3 starts; 2-1; 22 IP; 0.82 ERA; 0.82 WhiP (check out that ERA/WHiP coincidence) The top-dog matchup that didn't happen during the first go-round leads this series off Saturday - 3:55 (FOX) Perez vs Jaime Moyer (L): 3 starts; 14-2/3 IP; 5.52 ERA; 1.84 WHiP The (sorta) young vs the (very) old as we continue to see a steady diet of southpaws even as Schneider and especially Church are spending the early season giving a big F.U. to the practice. These two hooked up in the first game of last week's series. Mets got 2 off Moyer in 6 innings while Perez was yanked in the 6th despite still having a shutout. Eventually the Met pen caved in (Schoeneweis, Sosa, Heilman) and the Phils won 5-2 Sunday - 8:00 (ESPN) Pelfrey vs Adam Eaton (finally a RHP!): 3 starts; 19-2/3 IP; 4.12 ERA; 1.39 WHiP Yes, for the 2nd week in a row ESPN schedules (read as: MLB allows them to) a Sunday game at night, in April, in the northeast. Mets built a 3-0 lead on Eaton last week before the pen (Heilman again) let the Phils tie it up in the game the Mets eventually won in the 12th when Pagan's hit scored Reyes on a close play at the plate. Jimmy Rollins has had only 3 ABs since twisting his ankle last week (our pick-off strategy worked in other words) and isn't expected to play until Saturday at the earliest. That leaves Eric "E-6" Bruntlett manning the position who, in addition to not fielding, isn't hitting either (.176/.222/.265) Shane (the flyin Hawaiin) Victorino has been DL'd with a calf problem. So Taguchi is getting most of his ABs and the spot on the roster is being taken up by the Florida-born, Australian-raised OFer Chris Snelling. The lefty-swinging Snelling was a top prospect in the Mariners system where his style of play often had him referred to as a down-under version of Lenny Dykstra. He put up some real good minor league numbers and even made hi ML debut way back in 2002, but his Lenny-like penchant for running into walls and other people kept shelving his progress as he missed major chunks of several seasons. The Phils are his 4th organization in the last 4 years. Pat Burrell (.373/.492/.804 - 6 HR); Chase Utley (.317/.400/.651); Chris Coste (.400/.478/.800 - 20 AB); and Jayson Werth (.370/.514/.556) are the hottest hitters for the Phightin's Eric Bruntlett; Carlos Ruiz (.186/.239/.233); and Ryan Howard (.211/.361/.456 - 4 HR) not so much Relievers Rudy Seanez (6 IPs); Brad Lidge (5 IP); and J.C. Romero (6-2/3 IP) are unscored upon so far this season.