="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr":17r4yztu]Cut to horrific endgame, wherein Nelson Figueroa, while receiving a celebratory high-five from HoJo, is accidentally decapitated.[/quote:17r4yztu] Only because HoJo corks his arms. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 05 2009 12:53 PM In collapsing following his ankles' being pulverized by Figueroa's bounding skull, Razor flails his arms wildly in pain. Going through the postgame procession off-field, Alex Cora espies Razor and, thinking he's being waved home, slows warily at the clubhouse entrance. A 20-man crush at said entrance ensues. After being yanked from the fray too quickly, Brian Stokes and Pedro Feliciano suffer severe neck trauma and pass away at the ER. Deeply sensitive to the psychic disturbance, Mike Pelfrey, Oliver Perez and-- miles away-- young Jenrry Mejia plunge into a catatonic state, from which they will only recover sporadically, to sing "Sweet Caroline" during the eighth inning of each Mets victory over the next 35-37 years. It is revealed seven months later that trainer Ray Ramirez also perished in the crush. Willets Point Aug 05 2009 12:58 PM The 2009 Mets are starting to look like Sam Peckinpah's Salad Days. OlerudOwned Aug 05 2009 01:01 PM During the upcoming series in San Diego, several Mets are suspended under Major League Baseball's drug policy for licking shortstop David Eckstein, whose skin excretes a venom with psychoactive properties. Benjamin Grimm Aug 05 2009 01:02 PM ="Edgy DC":1doau5ms]Parnell in a save situation here, right?[/quote:1doau5ms] Yep, if he pitches the final 3 innings. Benjamin Grimm Aug 05 2009 01:03 PM And he has pitched the final three, so he gets a save. Edgy DC Aug 05 2009 01:03 PM Thanks, removed my post for being in the wrong thread, though.