I was watching the game. After the home run, Keith said "is that a girl in the dugout? What's she doing there?" A fair question concerning the long blond hair spilling out from the Padres cap. She was in uniform and looked like someone sneaking into the dugout. If he had left it at that, no problem. His attempts to go beyond that were stupid, but I'm sure truthful. So, he's "old school" and thinks that a woman's place is in the trainer's room (on the massage table) or back in the hotel bar, but not on the bench during the game. He's a guy. Duh. Don't blow this up beyond what it really was. P.S. -- that Keith Hernandez telephone call dialogue sounded very familiar --- Hmm -- the name Elaine Benes comes to mind . . .