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cooby wrote: Hmmm, she can pose nude, tell all about their love life, embarrass the entire team, and generally act out 24/7, but if Kris has one dallience (is that a word?), it's adios, amigo? Because she publicly said she would do it.Sort of a "mid-nup". Later

]using the advice of esteemed pitching coach Leo Mazzone to take his game to a higher level. Hmmm. Considering some of the "games" they've reportedly played, maybe she should have stuck with him. Later

And Rick Reed, too. I think Petit fell into that same category, despite all the minor league strikeouts. Later

I still feel bad for Roberto. The guy is a power hitter and gets a chance to stick with a major league team. Then he ends up playing half his games where the outfield fences are in a different area code. Later

Diaz should stay for at least one of three reasons: Floyd gets hurt, or needs an occasional rest. (Chavez doesn't have the bat for more than occasional duty for a corner outfielder) And Floyd will be a free agent at the end of this year. Nady can't cut it. Milledge may not be ready until mid next year. Later

Edgy DC wrote: Not remembered: Dallas Green got three points in the 1995 Manager of the Year vote. They held the election in a crack house? IMO those votes prove that the use of drugs wasn't only limited to the players. Later

Bret Sabermetric wrote: I don't really get the reasoning here. If every single violator of a law is not convicted and given a precisely equal sentence, then the law should be taken off the books? (Putting on best Mr. Spock voice) Your conclusion is logical. Later

OK, since you're looking for additional nominations, I'll add Glavine. Let's see how well his very good second half of last season, and his "I re-learned how to pitch" pronouncements carry over into this season. Later

Willets Point wrote: That Mitchell is a busy man. Negotiating peace in Northern Ireland, director of the Red Sox, chairman of Walt Disney Co. and now rooting out 'roids users. And, more importantly, he's my almost-look-alike. Steve Somers said on his show last night that this is NOT a racial thing, it is about honesty and integrity. He added (my paraphrasing) that while much of the negative reaction Aaron got when chasing Ruth, and Sosa got while contesting McGwire for the single season record, was racist, this is not. I agree. And Mr. Moore doesn't know either basebal history or Barroid if he says it is. Later

OlerudOwned wrote: Sounds funnier comming from Cox "comming?" Cox can probably spell better than you, too. Later

Braves manager Bobby Cox, commenting on his catcher, McCann getting hit in the,uh, crotch in today's game: "He still has two hands and two feet and hopefully two of something else." Later

from prospectus: David Bell is opening the door for one of the best spring training stories around. With Bell�s back a lingering problem, the Phillies are going to break camp with 33-year-old rookie Chris Coste, who can play third and short. The author of two books, Coste is a Disney movie waiting to happen Anybody know about him? Later

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2389391 Later

Thanks, you were my inspiration. Later

rat, if Julio ends up leading the pitching staff in appearances, they're going to be in a world of hurt. Later

Batting categories Games Wright Hits Reyes Doubles Beltran Triples Reyes Home runs Wright RBI Delgado Stolen Bases Reyes Caught stealing Wright Runs scored Beltran Batting average (high) Wright On base percentage (high) Delgado Strikeouts (high) Delgado Walks Delgado Pitching categories Wins Glavine Losses Zambrano Strikeouts Pedro Walks Zambrano ERA (low) Wagner ERA (high) Julio ERA (low by a starter) Pedro ERA (high by a starter) Traschell Saves Wagner BAA (low) Heilmann BAA (high) Julio Games started Glavine Games pitched Bradford Individual numbers Cliff Floyd - games 141 Cliff Floyd - batting average .287 David Wright - runs scored 112 David Wright - RBI 110 Carlos Beltran - home runs 24 Carlos Beltran - stolen bases 31 Jose Reyes - errors 22 Jose Reyes - on base percentage .327 Carlos Delgado - batting average .298 Carlos Delgado - RBI 118 Kaz Matsui - games 58 Kaz Matsui - runs scored 30 Anderson Hernandez - games 120 Anderson Hernandez - batting average .263 Anderson Hernandez - fielding percentage .988 Paul Lo Duca - on base percentage .360 Xavier Nady - RBI 54 Victor Diaz - games 100 Pedro Martinez - strikeouts 188 Tom Glavine - wins 17 Steve Trachsel - losses 13 Steve Trachsel - walks 78 Victor Zambrano - ERA 4.30 Victor Zambrano - strikeouts 156 Brian Bannister - games started 28 Aaron Heilman - games started 2 Billy Wagner - saves 44 Billy Wagner - ERA 1.66 Jorge Julio - ERA 4.98 3)Team Categories Total runs scored 756 Total runs against 688 Team ERA 3.94 Team batting average .269 Record 89-63 NL East Finish (1st, 2nd, etc.) second Games behind NL East Winner 3 Playoffs (Division winner, Wildcard winner, no playoffs) Atlanta, New York Playoff finish - (Win WS, Lose WS, Lose NLCS, Lose NLDS, no playoffs) Lose NLCS 4)Tie-breakers 1st tie breaker - Total number of rainouts 1 2nd tie breaker - Time of longest game of the year 5 hours, 10 minutes

My boss once asked me if I spoke any foreign languages. I told him that since I was raised in New York, I probably knew some words in over 20 different langiuages (OK, hyperbole). The bad news was, the words that I know would probably get me tossed out of those countries. Later

I'm getting this image of a 6'-plus girl with Unit's face. *shudder* Hope she's good at volleyball or basketball, because I don't think 'runway model' is in her future. Later

Bret Sabermetric wrote: Can I get some action here? I say the Mets will score and surrender above league average in 2006. Do you want to take "They'll score and surrender below league average"? Contact Pete Ropse and find out the odds and the over/under. Then get back to us. What about score more and give up fewer? Later

Johnny Dickshot wrote: Some scansion issues in that third verse, but overall, excellent job 62. Thanks. The toughest part was coming up with appropriate words that rhyme with "noodles". Later

Steve Traschell’s back is not fully healthy. Beltran can’t show us why he should be wealthy Reyes has problems with his young hamstrings These are a few of my worrisome things Hernandez swings a bat like a wet noodle David Wright is caught having sex with a poodle Delgado doesn’t stand when somebody sings These are a few of my worrisome things The bullpen can’t hold down the other teams’ bashers We’ll miss Anna Benson’s made up eyelashes Wagner’s great fastball has lost all its zing These are a few of my worrisome things Willie can’t think Of line up things And that makes me sad I simply remember my worrisome things And then I just get so mad.. Pedro’s big toe problems, the fans say they knew it We’ll regret trading Jae Seo, the fans yell “Omar, you blew it!�

Are you sure that shouldn't be moved to the "Ex-Mets, Where are they now?" thread? Later

Now THAT was a meaningful thread title. KC, you owe me something to clean off my monitor and keyboard. Oh, and a can of soda, too. LOL! Later

Zvon wrote: Im still glad we gave Lima a shot. He was worth a look-see. And so was that side view picture of his wife. You win some - Jose may have just pitched himself off the team - good riddance You lose some - his wife will be missed in the Met wives picture thread. Later

"He's a veteran. He's just getting his work in" Jim Rome has said the Lima was "on the bubble" to become the Mets' fifth starter. Looks like the bubble just burst. Later