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  1. Edgy DC wrote: I don't know what "Putlney Swope" is. An off-beat review/ story summary: Putney Swope If Putney Swope (superbly played by Arnold Johnson) had a hand in writing the Black Panther Ten Point Plan, it would include demands for equal opportunity television airtime, majority black employment on every rung of the corporate ladder, and termination of the marketing of destructive products to minority communities. Robert Downy Sr.'s 1969 fuck the system film, Putney Swope, opens like any other big city flick with a helicopter aerial shot. But this set-up is merely a cleverly disguised invitation to draw viewers into his manic version of corporate dystopia. As soon as the chopper lands atop a piece of the Manhattan skyline and its middle-aged punk-rock passenger hops out with "MENSA" stenciled to the back of his DIY sleeveless denim jacket with spray paint, you know that this film will deliver anything but what is expected. The protagonist, "Swope" as he is called throughout the film, is introduced as the disgruntled black music director of a major advertising agency. He is sitting at a conference table encircled by white execs. The Madison Avenue Agency is going through rough times, and there is a heated debate as to what changes need to be made. Swope tries to interject with words of righteousness and sincerity, but is combated with cynicism and deject. In a strange turn of events, the president of the agency shows up, dies of a heart attack, and is replaced by Swope who wins the Chairman?s seat through default vote. That is when a big load of blackie shit hits the proverbial fan. Swope fires the entire board, save for one "sick bastard", hires a motley crew of militant afro-centrist politicos, and bans cigarette, alcohol and violent toy manufacturers from the company?s roster of clients. The airing of the company's first ad under Swope's new direction lets the viewer in on Downy Sr.'s creative genius. Outside the television within the television, all the scenes are shot in stark black and white. But once the full-screen versions of ads Swope?s agency creates grace the screen, they surprisingly appear in soft-focused Technicolor. The ads are the tongue-in-cheek driving force of the film. Offensive yet humorous, they are smart enough to make any Adbuster magazine administrator come close to an anti-creativity climax. Ethereal Cereal, the first in a slew of funny five-minute spots, features a monotoned narrator informing a gentleman seated at a breakfast table of the benefits of this brand of cereal. As he eats, the camera closes in for a close-up. Then on hearing the summation of the off-screen accolades, the black gap-toothed breakfast eater exclaims, "No sheet!" The other commercials run the gamut, from Mr. Sony's Get-Out-Of Here mousetrap, to an interracial couple singing a soft duet for Face Off Pimple Cream, and match Ethereal Cereal in wit and political incorrectness. The agency is a hit. Clients that were removed from the roster beg to be replaced. The corrupt midget Head of State (played by famous small person Pepi Hermine) gets involved. And, in a scheme reminiscent of Robin Hood, Swope orders that in order to keep working with the agency, each account has to pay one million dollars in cash upfront, all the while secretly thinking of disseminating the funds to the rest of his cronies at a later date. Somewhere amidst the staccato scenes and profane deliveries, there is a message the director is cleverly conveying. It's hidden below the surface, and behind the "blackface". The hyper-exaggerated characters are making a mockery of every level of establishment. From religion?a nun tries to con Swope into adopting a yuck-mouthed youngster?to corporations?it goes without saying that corporate America and its mindless consumers are Downey Sr.s main target to minority Parties: behind closed doors the film's most vocal black militant turns out to be a ****-licking lowlife. With the pint-sized Prez leaning hard on Swope, he knows his agency is in its last throws of life. In a scene composed to resemble Fidel Castro's address to a newly liberated Cuba, Putney Swope orders his ad agents (everyone employed at Madison Avenue Agency, including janitors and bodyguards) to come up with the most outlandish ads they can think of and air them carte blanche. He then later sabotages the video shoot for the Nazi car company the President is pushing, making a host of high-powered enemies and hammering the last nail in the agency's coffin. In his final act of defiance, Swope holds a board meeting that mirrors the opening scene. To his Negro band of disciples, Putney is a Jesus figure, but on hearing his plan to diverge from militancy and cow-tow to The Man, they decide it would be better to send him to the cross. They do not want to give up the right fight, even though it means risking the loss of all the clients and the loads of money the clients are willing to spend. The meeting, of course, was a test, and Swope is pleased with the results... at least initially. He goes to the vault, grabs a few bags of money, and then orders that the rest be shared evenly. As he readies for an escape, Putney Swope is confronted by members of the board. Hotfooting over the prior topic they disappoint by showering him and his sellout ideas with praise. Speechless, Swope shakes his head and pushes his way through the thick crowd, assisted by his bodyguard. And as the money-hungry mob squabbles over the loot, it is set ablaze by a rogue kamikaze sending the film to its fiery finale. Written and directed by Robert Downy Sr., with production credits going to Herald Productions Inc., the film is a farcical exploration in big budget cinema. Yet it is revolutionary in its daring because of the time during which it was made, and the quasi pro-militant message it carries. I am certain Putney Swope would have agreed to summing up the film in his signature gravely voice like this: "If you can't join the system, then fuck the system." For a while, it was a big cult film. Later
  2. Edgy wrote: thanks his sponosors by name, and expresses particular thanks for the family's access to KFC and Taco Bell and Pizza Hut --- the Kentucky Taco Hut Pepsico triumverate --- and finishes up by jumping his wife's bones at the dinner table (yes, I was watching with kids, thank you very much). I can't believe Pepsico OK'd it. I guess any exposure is good exposure, but it made me sad. I want a movie that really subverts these American trash culture monoliths, and leads them to sue the film, not pay them for the privilege. Haven't seen the movie yet. Was it a sendup of tv ads, like in "Putney Swope"? Later
  3. More about Jaws. A few years ago, there was a poll taken. The question was (I paraphrase): "If you are clicking through the channels and you see a movie is on, which one will you always watch to the end, no matter where you come in?" The overwhelming majority said Jaws. Later
  4. Vic, your mention of Magnificent 7 made me ponder a while. Have you noticed that if it wasn't for (having to save) kids and small animals in action adventure/ western movies, many of the characters wouldn't have been killed? Just a thought. LAter
  5. based on tv shows, plus some honorable mentions: http://television.aol.com/photos/worst-tv-shows-to-movie-remakes Thought I saw some movies that were listed as favorites in the other thread. Comments? Later
  6. I said "or few folks". If you knew about him, I'm happy for you. But he wasn't on most of the pre-season top 25 prospect lists. And his conversion from catcher, his pre-med studies and his 100 MPH fastball I believe qualify him as........, what was that you said? Oh, "interesting story". Later
  7. Oh crap! African Queen. How could I have forgotten? Looks like I have to drop Hoosiers from my list. Later
  8. Edgy, if you can find it on the old board or if it was archived, I remember someone (Scarlett?) commenting about my adoption of Gomez. I'm not sure if he was the first, but I remembered the comment. The thread about him here was restarted after the crash. As for Owens, some may have heard about him, but I saw enough in his potential to actually adopt him. Later
  9. Huh? I looked and didn't see him listed. Maybe it was on the pre-crash board? I'll look again. If I spot it this time, I'll delete this thread and add today's update there. Later
  10. No particular order: Touch of Evil Dr. Strangelove History of the World (Part I) G-dfather (parts I and II edited in chrono sequence) Kill Bill (V1) Primal Fear King Kong (1933) West Side Story Napoleon (Abel Gance - Director) Since I'd have plenty of time to kill on that island, I might as well take a brilliant seven hour long movie. Hoosiers Later
  11. Signed as an international free agent, he was just seventeen, if you know what I mean. He showed so much promise that the Mets started him out at full season Hagerstown in the SAL. He started off strong, then was injured for a while. But this is what this week's Baseball America's hot sheet has to say. 3. Fernando Martinez, of, Mets (Low Class A Hagerstown He misses more than a month with a sprained knee, and comes back to go 9-for-17 in his first four games to raise his season line to .345/.402/.514 in 148 at-bats. You can almost hear the Mets fans singing, "I remember long ago another starry night like this, in the firelight Fernando." Well, maybe not. But it would be funny if you could. Welcome to my family, kid. Later
  12. Edgy DC wrote: The reason I don't have a swimming pool is because I don't want mythical people to turn up in it. That must be a drag. Are you hinting that the mythical people in the water are in drag? Don't tell me you've spoiled the story for the rest of us who haven't seen it yet. From the bad reviews and box office reaction, I guess it will be showing up on the LOGO channel very soon. Later
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