So what's the penalty if a player gets the Keebler Elf tattooed on his neck? Will he be forced to have it removed? Or will he have to wear a turtleneck, even in August? Or will he just have to pay a fine, which might very well be paid off by Keebler? Here's what I'm wondering about the new setup: If two teams finish in a tie for first place, previously there was little practical difference between being the division champ and the wild card, so they had the various off-field tiebreakers (head-to-head, common opponents, etc.) But now there's going to be a significant difference, the exemption from that one do-or-die game. I would think that ties for division leads should now be broken by a playoff game, to be played before the do-or-die game, but I haven't heard anything about whether that will be the case.