Memories of Tom Koehler

[Edgy MD]

Traded today to Toronto.

Was spotted in New Orleans asking his teammates what Canadia is like?

[Guest 41Forever]

Edgy MD wrote: Traded today to Toronto. Was spotted in New Orleans asking his teammates what Canadia is like?

Was overheard saying, "Toronto? What state is that in?"

[Edgy MD]

Spotted buying a Rosetta Stone Canadian course.

Really enjoyed watching the Marlins' homerun kinetic sculpture, and did his best to keep it in motion.

[G-Fafif]

Brought great shame on his nation and his family. Good luck up north.

[seawolf17]

When he beats the Yankees to eliminate them from the playoffs on the last weekend of the season, you'll all thank him.

[Edgy MD]

Has already blasted Toronto for not casting a single vote for Donald Trump.

[ashie62]

Toronto is a nice clean vibrant city,

Miami is ucky.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Spent a few years as a dependable innings-eater, but mostly, I'll remember him for that one time he ended up on the DL after accidentally ingesting a scorebook, after having been told how valuable innings-eating was.

Lord, he's gotten so far for a borderline-illiterate, hasn't he? KEEP REACHING FOR THE STARS, TOMMY! BUT NOT LITERALLY! YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY TOUCH STARS, BUDDY-- COME ON DOWN OFF THE TELESCOPE MOUNT.