Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads, 2017

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Citi is, like, Jane Jacobs reincarnated... as a banking multinational!

[Fman99]

Chicks with giant foreheads use USAA for their auto insurance.

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

On the radio I'm hearing lots of Diocese of Brooklyn, but no COBA.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

"You gotta look good for the (Empire City Casino) pictures," says Abe Vigoda's slightly younger, less-photogenic cousin.

[Ceetar]

Mets Willets Point wrote: On the radio I'm hearing lots of Diocese of Brooklyn, but no COBA.

Reconciliation Monday!

[Edgy MD]

I think COBA is out while Nawmin Seabrook awaits his fate.

The archbishop of Brooklyn has almost as good an accent as Nawmin, though.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

The same. Samuel Adams commercial. Like. Five times. In a row.

[metirish]

Pierce Brosnan , a cowboy with an Irish accent in The Son

[Guest d'Kong76]

Don't forget to tell your doctor if you've had an organ transplant.*

*(seriously, don't hide shit from your doc)

[Fman99]

Guy laying in his bed makes you think he's dying of tobacco use, only, he's just having a nap before he shoots some hoops, luckily for him.

[Lefty Specialist]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA where's my Snickers?

[Frayed Knot]

"Food you want to fork"

REALLY? That's the slogan you're going with?!?!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

You guys, this heroin shit is serious-- white NJ kids are affected!

[Fman99]

My wife's mowing the lawn cause I got the 'zyma

[Frayed Knot]

Go ahead ESPN, just try to make me watch 'First Take'!!

[Fman99]

Ghouls ride train.

[Guest themetfairy]

Fman99 wrote: Ghouls ride train.

That one always amuses me.

[Fman99]

Man has near hiring experience with ethnic lady.

[Fman99]

Chevy has won many fine awards, ask these ****s.

[Fman99]

Grouchy, gay looking woman knows many things about denim.

[Guest cooby]

I seriously wish I could see some of these ads

[Ceetar]

cooby wrote: I seriously wish I could see some of these ads

you could if we bothered to google and embed hte youtube.

[Frayed Knot]

Let's just say that I'd consider a combo involving Jim Beam and Mila Kunis to be the makings of a good night.

[Edgy MD]

I am deeply annoyed by "we spoke to this demographically diverse focus group" car commercials. The white guy in the group always gets off a totally not-funny joke at the end that makes the young women in the group laugh. If I got into a new car focus group, I'd show those hyenas who's funny.

[Guest d'Kong76]

You're not spending $60,000 on one of our cars, you're making a statement.

[Lefty Specialist]

Girl taking driving test drives just like every other teenager.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

John Cougar Mellancamp sells out to the Japanese.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Coors Light: our shitty beer is much colder than yours.

[Fman99]

Odd looking bastard shows outrage at the quality of his newly purchased office decor.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Wi-fi, wi-fi... it's not a question.