Throwin' Ben Rowen

[Edgy MD]

Tim Tebow was the newest Met property for about three months, but Cory Burns only held that position for about an hour, as hustlin' Marc Carig announces the signing of another sidewinding righthanded reliever in Ben Rowen, who has spent most of his career with the Toronto organization, but has also been property of the Orioles, Dodgers, Cubs, and Rangers, logging 11.2 big league innings between 2014 (with Texas) and 2016 (Milwaukee).

More than a sidwinder, looks like a submariner.

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[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Affordable and Bradford-able.

[seawolf17]

Sweet. Submariners are the BEST.

[Benjamin Grimm]

seawolf17 wrote: Sweet. Submariners are the BEST.

[Edgy MD]

He screams a lot for a guy who's, you know, under water.

[Benjamin Grimm]

He can do that because he has wings on his ankles.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I always assumed all the grousing and screaming was due to the scaly underwear.

[Edgy MD]

you know, with that big jaw of his, I think Marvel could do worse than to name Michael Phelps their new Namor.