2016 Tabloid Cover Derby Round 2.1.1

[Benjamin Grimm]

Winner of Round 1.1.5
YA GOTTA RELIEVE!
New York Daily News, March 30, 2016.
His "bladder woes" behind him, Matt Harvey looks forward to opening the season.



Winner of Round 1.1.4
WHAT A HAM!
New York Daily News, March 1, 2016.
Yoenis Cespedes has purchased a champion pig.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Second-round voting begins with an epic battle between a pig and a urinal!

[Guest d'Kong76]

Went with Ham, pass the pineapple mustard please...

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

RELIEVE is hilarious: The KC logo that gets pissed on; the Harvey macho posturing as though he just finished using it (with his glove on!); the terrible pun that's also Met-related; the extra digs in the subhead: Flushed, "hold it in." I'll bet Harvey irl does pump his fists after peeing.

How on Earth can it lose to a crappy inset photo of a pig?

[Lefty Specialist]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: RELIEVE is hilarious: The KC logo that gets pissed on; the Harvey macho posturing as though he just finished using it (with his glove on!); the terrible pun that's also Met-related; the extra digs in the subhead: Flushed, "hold it in." I'll bet Harvey irl does pump his fists after peeing. How on Earth can it lose to a crappy inset photo of a pig?

All this and more.

[MFS62]

Lefty Specialist wrote: RELIEVE is hilarious: The KC logo that gets pissed on; the Harvey macho posturing as though he just finished using it (with his glove on!); the terrible pun that's also Met-related; the extra digs in the subhead: Flushed, "hold it in." I'll bet Harvey irl does pump his fists after peeing. How on Earth can it lose to a crappy inset photo of a pig? All this and more.

Yep. That pig cover page didn't seem Kosher to me.

Later

[Benjamin Grimm]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: I'll bet Harvey irl does pump his fists after peeing.

That wouldn't surprise me at all!

[Benjamin Grimm]

Urinal defeats pig! Film at eleven!