Fake Game Thread 3-28

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

We're losing 2-1 in Jupiter after 5.

Colon doing ok out there: Got Holiday Homered, and vicitimized by a GR double over Cespedes head in CF that he didn't bother to dive or hit the fence in pursuit of.

DeAza has groundered in our only run so far. We have 2 hits.

[Frayed Knot]

I think most of our RBIs this spring have come via ground-outs.

[Edgy MD]

Or sac flies.

Or bases-loaded walks.

[Chad ochoseis]

Tejada rushes a flip to second base and gets zero outs instead of one or possibly two. Who would've thunk it?

[Benjamin Grimm]

Did his leg remain intact?

[Chad ochoseis]

Looks that way. #89 is batting for the Mets. I have no clue who he is.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Mets lose again. I think this is 10 or 11 in a row we haven't won.

Ceetar/ Even though the Mets aren't hitting or executing in the field, nor are they healthy, nor is the bullpen even close to reliable, and opening day is only 6 days away, but that has nothing to do with anything; it's all the media's fault for stirring shit up and the Mets definitely don't suck and any team go could winless in 11 consecutive games and it not be any cause for alarm. /Ceetar

[Zvon]

It seems that Cespedes does not play the left-centerfield gap well. Looks like he's weak on the backhand side. We almost had a replay of the WS gm 1 play today. Yoenis was fortunate it didn't hit him. It bounced over the wall for a GRD. He was hustling and all. Looked like he got there. He just gave it a lame backhanded effort.