It Worked

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Centerfield wrote: Centerfield wrote: Make of it what you will. This has been the strangest pursuit of a big-name free agent that I can remember. Which makes me wonder if this is a legitimate pursuit at all, or a rumor floated out knowing that it someone else will eventually give him a long-term deal.

"Correct! We also would have accepted rueful laughter and an eye roll so hard, it nearly gives you a stroke.

It's your board, CF... after the break, on 'The Rumor's Mild.'"

[Centerfield]

We may not end up with Cespedes, or Upton or anyone else. But at least we know who donated that suit to the second hand store in My Cousin Vinny.