I am Michael Cuddyer

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

Would have kept 3rd base under control of Norfolk/Chesapeake Virginians as well.

[ashie62]

Cudyder needs "Just for men."

[Centerfield]

It's crazy. I know it doesn't matter a lick when it comes to performance but it's crazy how old he looks.

I don't get that. He's 36. He's four years younger than me. But he looks older than Bob Geren.

He looks like one of those guys who shows up for some reunion event where everyone says "Wow, Michael Cuddyer looks great. I bet he could still play right now."

Except everyone really knows he can't.