I'm Jacob deGrom

[Edgy MD]

I locked up with Greinke and Kershaw in the same series and walked off with two wins. And I wasn't even the MVP.

[Guest cooby]

And you're cute as heck and this old gal would like to be your mommy

[Benjamin Grimm]

cooby wrote: And you're cute as heck and this old gal would like to be your mommy

That would also make a good banner!

[Guest cooby]

Good idea!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

DEGROM'S MOMS

[Guest cooby]

That would make an awesome Fan Club name!

[Edgy MD]

Alongside Matty's Daddies.

And every time Harvey got too big for his britches they'd put out press statements about how he just needs a good swift kick in the pants.

[soupcan]

Edgy MD wrote: I locked up with Greinke and Kershaw in the same series and walked off with two wins. And I wasn't even the MVP.

...and I have Godzilla-sized testicles.

[Frayed Knot]

soupcan wrote: Edgy MD wrote: I locked up with Greinke and Kershaw in the same series and walked off with two wins. And I wasn't even the MVP. ...and I have Godzilla-sized testicles.

I thought that was Saul Katz?

[Lefty Specialist]

Jacob deGrom's balls (actual size).

[Benjamin Grimm]

DeGrom already, as a Rookie of the Year, had a significant place in Mets history. But he definitely pushed that to a new level in his last two starts.

[Farmer Ted]

He didn't have his "best stuff" and still painted the black at 95-96-97. Yikes.