Only 1 More Day Til We Beat That Tom Koehler Douche IGT 9/2

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Dilson says, "Siddown, son."

[Guest Trachsel My Tears]

Has he cracked .900 yet?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Not sure, but I am pretty certain the Marlins are slugging that this inning.

[Zvon]

Oy. What do we call this? A good ball game? I want to call it that but only if we win.

7-5

[Zvon]

He don't cheat as bad as Walden guyz. Yikes (replay). Maybe he does.

I don't see how a move like that could be considered good mechanics in any way.

OO, good play by that fish guy.

[Zvon]

Ha, Lags looks at his glove as if to say why didn't you get that?

You're not gonna catch em all kid. Nice try. Nice backup by Grandy.

[Frayed Knot]

IF this game ever actually gets around to ending, I think we've got a decent shot at winning it.

[Edgy MD]

But he has gotten four hits. That's a total of 13 for the Mets, which more or less equals their August total.

[Frayed Knot]

Y'know the scene in 'On the Waterfront' where the foreman shouts out, "Everybody works today", but then pointedly bypasses Terry Malloy?
Well that's what tonight is like: 'Everybody hits today ... except for you there Granderson'

[Lefty Specialist]

Can a win be excruciating?

[Edgy MD]

Enjoyed Lagares' walk as much as any of his hits, I think.

[Lefty Specialist]

You know Granderson is going bad when Gary is cheering his hard foul balls.

[Edgy MD]

Lefty Specialist wrote: You know Granderson is going bad when Gary is cheering his hard foul balls.

I like his hard foul balls, too.

Wait, what?!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Valdespin's getting at-bats-- like, meaningful minutes-- for this sorta-playoff-contending Fish team? Really? Really really?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Next thing you'll tell me is that Brad Penny is starting games for 'em.

[Zvon]

Edgy MD wrote: Enjoyed Lagares' walk as much as any of his hits, I think.

Ditto. That's what happens when he's patient and not swinging at shit.

16 hits? Niiiiice.

[Frayed Knot]

A clean inning from Mejia would be a really nice change of pace right about now.
He's had very few of those in this second half.

[Edgy MD]

Mejia's slider is like the best pitch anybody on this team throws (excluding Harvey). They're missing it by a foot right now. Haven't seen a lot of that the last few weeks.

[Guest themetfairy]

[Lefty Specialist]

Libros.

[Zvon]

Better than a good game. A very nice game.

I'm not a fan of Mejia's Im so tough that I look pissed off act. Grow up son. You could hurt yourself with silly post game moves like that.

He did break into a smile that time.

[Frayed Knot]

Game takes forever and a day and it's still a full inning ahead of the Yanx/Sawx.

Boston up 9-3 btw.
The Yanx brought up Eight players for the expanded roster period so I might watch through to the end of this game just to see if they've got a guy in a triple digit uni.

[Edgy MD]

I think Mejia is alright. And I would presume to think that the opinion of New York Times dance critic Alastair Macaulay would be agreeble.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Frayed Knot wrote: Game takes forever and a day and it's still a full inning ahead of the Yanx/Sawx. Boston up 9-3 btw. The Yanx brought up Eight players for the expanded roster period so I might watch through to the end of this game just to see if they've got a guy in a triple digit uni.

Including Chris Young who struck out on 3 pitches in his MFY debut.

[Edgy MD]

Hey, it's Koehler Day!

[Benjamin Grimm]

That ill-educated douchebag!