How to Praise Jeter

[Edgy MD]

Derek Jeter stole a bag of Haloween candy from a passing child, laughing = Derek Jeter is deeply concerned about the childhood obesity epidemic, and takes to his activism joyfully

Derek Jeter burned a church down = Derek Jeter provided illumination and warmth to an entire town

[Guest d'Kong76]

I come to bury Jeter, not to praise him.

[Ceetar]

Jeter caught taking every known PED in the book, praised for trying to get the best out of his body he can to help his team.

[ashie62]

Why all the hat against Jeter? Guy has/had a great career...

[Frayed Knot]

As mentioned in the other thread, it's not Jeter, it's the Jeterites.

[ashie62]

Oh...never mind...

[Guest d'Kong76]

Ashie62 wrote: Why all the hat against Jeter?

I don't feel any hat in this thread.
Yet.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Derek Jeter doesn't just spread herpes, he makes his spirochetes more robust just for having been a part of him.

[MFS62]

d'Kong76 wrote: Ashie62 wrote: Why all the hat against Jeter? I don't feel any hat in this thread. Yet.

OK, time to start. Just got home.
Jeter is a pedophile = Jeter loves children.

Later

[nymr83]

MFS62 wrote: d'Kong76 wrote: Ashie62 wrote: Why all the hat against Jeter? I don't feel any hat in this thread. Yet. OK, time to start. Just got home. Jeter is a pedophile = Jeter loves children. Later

[Guest d'Kong76]

Sometimes I forget, he's Superman...
[fimg=750]http://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/xtr28-dive.jpg?w=1000&h=615[/fimg]

[MFS62]

Nymr83 wrote: MFS62 wrote: d'Kong76 wrote: Ashie62 wrote: Why all the hat against Jeter? I don't feel any hat in this thread. Yet. OK, time to start. Just got home. Jeter is a pedophile = Jeter loves children. Later

No pic.
No text. Get an icon for a document only.
Later

[Guest d'Kong76]

The linked site must have web-sharing blocked ... it's
a soccer ref holding up the red card.

[nymr83]

d'Kong76 wrote: The linked site must have web-sharing blocked ... it's a soccer ref holding up the red card.

yeah i did it from my phone so i assumed it was just a phone issue and you guys would see it...

[G-Fafif]

"What an asshole."

=

"Jeter's all about the bottom line."

[Edgy MD]

Breaks down, hurts his team badly, re-injures himself, collects $17 million, which adds up to $1 million per game appeared in, gets fat, announces his retirement, effective the end of the season, breaks down, and hurts his team some more, all while being celebrated and feted at almost every stop, never inviting his team or his manager to ignore his status and pull him from the lineup when needed, all the while collecting at least another $12 million

=

leaving on his own terms/putting the team first

[bmfc1]

Happy 40th Birthday "Jetes"!

Eric Stangel ?@EricStangel 2m
Happy 40th birthday to The Captain. Finally, a day to celebrate Derek Jeter

[Guest Mets Guy in Michigan]

Facebook

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Yikes.

[MFS62]

Mets Guy in Michigan wrote: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152531453032451&set=a.186661577450.125421.5768707450&type=1&theater Yikes.

Something like that should be posted with the proper "get out your barf bag" warnings.

Later

[Lefty Specialist]

They didn't have a picture of him diving futilely for a 38-hopper up the middle, though.....