IGT 4/21/14 - St. Louis Cardinals vs. Military Mets

[Guest themetfairy]

So far we're making their rookie pitcher look like Cy Young....

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Who the hell bats Granderson-- nevermind struggling Granderson-- second against a lefty?

White Jerry, that's who.

[Edgy MD]

Nah. The notion is that number two guys get strikes to swing at.

Or get hit by pitches. That too.

Anywutz, Broken-bat RBI by Dabid! YAY!

[Edgy MD]

Edgy MD wrote: Nah. The notion is that number two guys get strikes to swing at.

Actually, that was the same notion that had Jerry-Jerry batting Duda second, so... .

[Edgy MD]

"Hi, I am the glove of Ruben Tejada. And I will be taking things from you. First, I will take your base hits. Then, I will take your joy. Lastly, I will take your dignity. Good day to you."

[Frayed Knot]

I was afraid he was going to rush that throw and heave it into the stands even though, with Yadier running, he still had like fifteen minutes to spare.

[Edgy MD]

"I am Daniel Murphy's bat. I will be hitting balls to left against lefthanded breaking pitches. It is what I do."

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Well, sure, Peralta can turn double plays fine when you hit it right at him, Eyebrows.

[Edgy MD]

Hard to imagine a MORE tailor-made double play ball than that what was just hit by Satin, huh?

[Zvon]

Satin was running slower than Harper there on that DP.

[Edgy MD]

Slow or fast. That grounder would have doubled up a 20-year-old Mickey Mantle. Didn't notice that he dogged it, though.

Meanwitz, that drive by d'Arnie would have been 12 rows deep at YSIII.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Considering how many hits we tagged offa Joe Anonymous over here the second time around the order, you'd think we'd have brought home more than a run.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Wowsers. Reyish. Vizquelian, even.

[Edgy MD]

Holy spats!

That's what other double plays HOPE to be.

[Zvon]

Wow. Mr T with the fantazamazin' stop & DP.

[Edgy MD]

He looks pretty much the same.

[Guest d'Kong76]

That was sumpthin' else!

[Zvon]

I missed the earlier T play, heard it on the radio. Couldn't have been as good as that one, huh?

[Guest d'Kong76]

No, but also pretty slick.

[Edgy MD]

Jenrry Jiudinni.

[Zvon]

Satin!? Satin hesitates with the wave over and C Young hesitates and GAH.

[Frayed Knot]

Zvon wrote: Satin!? Satin hesitates with the wave over and C Young hesitates and GAH.

Chris Young waits for Satin
never reaching the base ...

[Zvon]

No relief? Lets break this thing open. Now.

[Edgy MD]

Murphy was safe.

Stupid, but safe.

[Zvon]

Whoa. WTF is goin on here? Why steal? You're freakin' lucky Muff.

[Zvon]

Woulda scored on that from 2nd Danny boy.
d' with a ripped RBI single.

[Edgy MD]

Nice to see how hard d'Arnie is hitting it.

Didn't see if Terry got in Murphy's face after he scored.

[Frayed Knot]

An inning with two walks, two singles, an error, and two fly balls should result in more than one run.

[Edgy MD]

I like how Keef says "periphial."

Is Murph going to suck his finger all game? Is that from the DP or sliding into third?

[Zvon]

I'll stand and clap. Great job Mejia.

*clap,clap,clap,clap..