Don't Bring No Ozzy

[Edgy MD]

.... because metal detectors will be required at all MOB stadia by 2015.

[Ceetar]

Edgy MD wrote: .... because metal detectors will be required at all MOB stadia by 2015.

gotta keep us criminals in line.

[bmfc1]

Used to be that you'd get to a game an hour early to watch BP. Now you have to get there an hour early to see the first pitch.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Getting 'wanded' at sporting events has been pretty SOP since
9/11 at least.

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[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

So what you're saying is, I have to leave my Stearns undergarments at home?

/sad devil horns

[Frayed Knot]

I would never bring Ozzie Guillen to a game; the fucking guy would never shut up the whole time.

[Lefty Specialist]

I wonder if my 'abs like iron' will set them off.

[Guest Mets Guy in Michigan]

And, the MFY bleachers suddenly lose half the crowd....

[Vic Sage]

What about brass balls? Will it keep Alec Baldwin out?

[MFS62]

When I saw the thread title, I thought it was about the opera singer who will sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. But then I realized that would be in the non-baseball forum.
What's next for baseball? Body cavity searches?
Later

[ashie62]

metsguyinmichigan wrote: And, the MFY bleachers suddenly lose half the crowd....

Brass knuckles, switch blades and ass plugs...