Kennedy Assassination IGT 8/16/13

[Edgy MD]

Two hits by Recker. "Take your time, John," he says. "Your family needs you."

[Frayed Knot]

Zvon wrote: And the recording indicates there were at least three kaBOOMs, so.......

Or, if you're Oliver Stone, there were at least 50.

[Zvon]

I'll testify to not hearing that shot.

[Zvon]

Just say it Gary. Amarro shudda been fired instead of Charlie.

[Frayed Knot]

Not appearing in this game: Cliff Lee, Matt Harvey, Roy Oswalt, Jackie Bradley, or Rubby de la Rosa,

[Zvon]

MUFFY!

[A Boy Named Seo]

^ Ha.

[Frayed Knot]

Muffy makes me nervous when he sits just behind the grass cutout to field grounders.
I always think he's going to play himself into a bad hop.

[Zvon]

The runner was right in front of you Josh.

[Edgy MD]

Frayed Knot wrote: Muffy makes me nervous when he sits just behind the grass cutout to field grounders. I always think he's going to play himself into a bad hop.

Nothing about a grassy knoll? I'm disappointed.

Satin swinging at the breaking ball beneath the knees. I think Ike may have transferred his bug to his firstbasin' brother.

[Edgy MD]

Colt Hines sighting.

[Edgy MD]

Hey, Headley, give back that Gold Glove and I'll take the whammy off.

[Zvon]

Niese with 7 Ks after five, working for the fans.

[Frayed Knot]

Yeah, but between the high pitch counts from all those Ks and the leadoff runners he's given up in almost every inning, he's walking a fine line despite the early lead.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Zvon wrote: Niese with 7 Ks after five, working for the fans.

A sign of the balancing act he's had to walk in four of those five, or-- given the discount thing-- a really subtle F-you to his employers?

[Zvon]

Frayed Knot wrote: Yeah, but between the high pitch counts from all those Ks and the leadoff runners he's given up in almost every inning, he's walking a fine line despite the early lead.

9 Ks now. What are those tickets down to? That's all that really matters.

[Zvon]

If Baxters drive cleared that wall it would have been a conspiracy.

[Zvon]

Baxter makes like a witness and is eliminated.

[Zvon]

Okay, I'm running out of material Recker. WTF?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

One out steal of third, on that count? That took some serious whitestones.

Now, Recker's? Chalk it up to d'pressure to make something happen.

[Frayed Knot]

Terry either loves double-switches or hates Satin's defense - or probably both.

[Zvon]

Nice leather from Red.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Indeed.

In other news, I finally got the this-guy-looks-like-THAT-guy that's been killing me since yesterday-- Denorfia is Adrien Brody, Utility Outfielder.

[Zvon]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Indeed. In other news, I finally got the this-guy-looks-like-THAT-guy that's been killing me since yesterday-- Denorfia is Adrien Brody, Utility Outfielder.

Wow. spot on.

Headley.....

[Zvon]

That's all we're getting out of Rice.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Still plenty of queso and huevos left in the pen, though, apparently.

Nice work to get the first two by Torres.

Edited August 16, 2013 by Guest

[Zvon]

OH! Great flip Ike, good call ump! Great play!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Wow, another play destined for video review

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Fine job of keeping that inning from getting away by Torres.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Guzman made like that last step hit the bag, but blue's not fooled. Pretty sneaky, sis!