Kennedy Assassination IGT 8/16/13

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Recker penciled as starting catcher but dArnaud en route.

Mrs Buck delivering.

[Edgy MD]

Activate Racaniello!!

[metirish]

Travis will start tomorrow. .... exciting times.

[Zvon]

metirish wrote: Travis will start tomorrow. .... exciting times.

uh,finally.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Young
Muffy
Byrd
Davis
Satin
Baxter LF
[crossout:1mye68l0]Buck[/crossout:1mye68l0] Recker?
Squinty
Niese

Denorfia
Venable
Headley
Alonso
Gyrko
Guzman
Cedeno
Rivera
Kennedy

[Zvon]

TRAVIS!TRAVIS!TRAVIS!

And gratz Mrs Buck on whatever you had.

[Guest themetfairy]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Recker penciled as starting catcher but dArnaud en route. Mrs Buck delivering.

Our long National (League) nightmare is over!

[Zvon]

The gangs all here. But who's that guy?

[Edgy MD]

It's Lundy.

Both starting catchers on maternity leave? That's gotta be a first.

[Edgy MD]

Walky walky Ikey Ikey.

[Guest themetfairy]

Edgy MD wrote: Both starting catchers on maternity leave? That's gotta be a first.

Or, as Gary just said, "What are the odds?"

[Fman99]

Hundley flubs the nubber. Based loaded for Baxter.

Baxter? MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

[Edgy MD]

That's Chase Headley, winner of David Wright's 2012 Gold Glove.

[Edgy MD]

When the highest-profile sponsor the San Diego Padres can find for behind-the-plate advertising is a bail bondsman*, I'm wondering if our society is doomed.

*Life, of course, imitating satire here, as "Chico's Bail Bonds" was the famed sponsor of the Bad News Bears.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Is it just me, or is Niese getting fat around the ass and belly?

[ashie62]

Stuck in Philly with the Douchenoozles..no Mets here...

[Zvon]

TRAVIS! TRAVIS! TRA...RECKER! RECKER!

[Edgy MD]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Is it just me, or is Niese getting fat around the ass and belly?

Anthony Recker absorbs the best qualities of everybody else.

[Zvon]

Ashie62 wrote: Stuck in Philly with the Douchenoozles..no Mets here...

Recker hit a deep drive to center, off the bottom of the wall. And Q follows with a line single. Too hard for Reck to score.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Hey, a Mets pitcher has a counterproductive turn at bat. Go figure!

[Zvon]

Productive ground out by the slumping Young.

1-0

[Fman99]

KABOOM

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Another Byrd dropping.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Ike?

[Guest themetfairy]

And Isaac Benjamin follows it up with a KaBoom of his own!

[Frayed Knot]

Josh: "Every time Ian Kennedy has a nightmare there's a 1st baseman with a beard in it"

[Zvon]

BYRD!

DAVIS!

[Edgy MD]

I'm glad I'm not a Kennedy.

[Frayed Knot]

No lone gunman tonight.
Evidence points to multiple boomers.

[Zvon]

And the recording indicates there were at least three kaBOOMs, so.......