Fake Baseball Movies

[Frayed Knot]

CASABRANCA -- Camera zooms in on a broken down pitcher staring into the bottom of his glass muttering to himself: "Of all the fastballs in all the ballparks in all the world, he has to run into mine"

THE WIZARD OF ODDS -- The Pete Rose Story: The Managerial Years




Give us a bit of dialog, a scene, a set-up, or maybe a sub-title that turns a non-baseball movie into baseball movie.

[dinosaur jesus]

I know this isn't quite what you're looking for . . .

[Edgy MD]

It's really hard to do better than Davis-Duda II: Electic Boogaloo. I'd be camped out on opening night.

[Lefty Specialist]

The Sorrow and the Pity- The Victor Zambrano story

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

Mystic Piazza - the fortunes of a down-on-the-heels New York City baseball team are turned around by the arrival of an esoteric catching and hitting guru with otherworldly powers. Co-starring Annabeth Gish as Ms. Met.

[Fman99]

A porno starring Roger Clemens, involving, uh, substances getting injected into his butt. Not steroids though.

I'd call it "The Rocket."