IGT, 6/14/13 --- Dirty White Boys

[Edgy MD]

Aaaaaaaardsma.

[Edgy MD]

Cubs last won the World Series in 1908, the year "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" was released.

Mets last won the World Series in 1986, the year after Centerfield" was released.

[Edgy MD]

Ronnie's colorblind. I had no idea.

[Edgy MD]

When the outcome of the game doesn't provide much drama, the auto dealer of the night provides some.

We get our more Cowgill, however.

[Edgy MD]

Gary's blowing his ball-strike calls.

[Edgy MD]

Most hits against the Mets during the 1980s.

Sandberg, sez I.

[Edgy MD]

Which Met had the most hits in the eighties?

Mookie.

[Zvon]

Missed a bunch of this game last few. 6-1. Haven't missed much. Jeeze. SCORE SOME FRAKIN RUNS!

Marcum only gives us 5.2? Booooo

What was that?!! a run scoring. Hmm, timing.

Edited June 14, 2013 by Guest

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

You are correct, as would anybody claiming tonight, "I saw Collin Cowgill! I swear he's alive." 'Cause, hey-- there he is!

I would have gone for Raines.

Hey! Muffslap.

[Edgy MD]

Line single for Murph and it's 6-2.

Murphy is our only hope.

Raines walked a lot.

[Zvon]

For shame my good Captain.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Stoopit Davit

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Oh, Boo!

Oh, Sugarpants.

[metirish]

Not cougar like at all.

[Edgy MD]

Well, the two floaters in the bullpen have sacked up tonight, anyhow.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Well, either that, or the Cubs just got tired of hitting.

Let's drink some Marmolade, shall we?

[Zvon]

Ha! Rizzo AND Navarro suck.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

It was a Friday
A day like any other day
I went to Met town
To see an apple rise at Shea
It was my destiny
It was what I needed to do
They were telling me
I'm telling you

[Edgy MD]

"Book Now at lasvegas.com" has to be a demoralizing sign for Mets players to see in left field.

[Edgy MD]

Hate to take it from an old guy like Marmol, but at least he comes after guys. Not like that last dude with the hair.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I'm not sure that Ol' Bitch Williams in the 7th wasn't trying to come at guys-- he couldn't have hung more pitches if he had been adorning Placido Domingo's Christmas tree.

[Edgy MD]

Two Bobbies on the postgame show tonight.

It's like double vision.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Kevin Gregg? The Mets have a lifetime .916 OPS against this slug.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Nooey got no clooey.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

You're as cold as Ike
You're the worst thing on spikes for sure
You're always down two strikes
You make it hard to like my Mets

[Frayed Knot]

Has Nieuwenhuis even made contact since like sometime last August?

[Zvon]

Newys bat needs to run in to a ball, even if only by accident. There's no way he's this bad.

[Fman99]

Well that sucked a suitcase full of dicks.

[Edgy MD]

Bue jerseys
Blue hats
Won't you swing some
New bats?
Blue jerseys
Can't you see?
Valdespin is always
Oh for three

[ashie62]

I believe Sandy is going to fire someone soon...The talent may not be there but this is one uninspired demoralized ballclub...