ISTGT: 3/23/13 Mets vs. Washington Arrogant Bastards

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Several columnists reporting that the Nationals are as full of themselves as the last guy in a human centipede. They have replaced the other NL East teams in my personal TrIpLe HaPpInEsS scenario.

Montero shatters the leadoff batter's bat. Danny Espinosa, sporting a Williamsburg douchebag beard, is up next.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Tyler Moore shows little spunk as he rolls into a 5-4-3 and the top of the first is over.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Byrd bangs a double but Ike's liner finds a glove to end the first. Montero gets another 5-4-3 to end the top of the second.

oe: typo fixed.

Edited March 23, 2013 by Guest

[Guest themetfairy]

Swan Swan H wrote: Tyler Moore shows little spunk as he rolls into a 5-4-3 and the top of the first is over.

Nickname Mary?

[Guest Swan Swan H]

themetfairy wrote: Swan Swan H wrote: Tyler Moore shows little spunk as he rolls into a 5-4-3 and the top of the first is over. Nickname Mary?

Absolutely.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Lutz hits a Zach fly, Edgin walks in a run after strike three is misdiagnosed by the plate ump, and Duda smacks a solo homer. D'Arnaud singles in another, and it's 3-1 good guys, bottom 8.

[Zvon]

Good game. Dudas homer was a ripped liner. Edgins day could have been a lot worse. He did get out of a jam there.

[ashie62]

Bring D'Arnaud north now

[Edgy MD]

That would be an odd choice, seeing as the season doesn't start for nine days.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Well, he needs time to find an apartment, scope out the restaurants in the area, barbershops and laundromats, those sorts of things.

[Frayed Knot]

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Swan Swan H wrote: Well, he needs time to find an apartment, scope out the restaurants in the area, barbershops and laundromats, those sorts of things.

Also, an accountant. Also also, it's supposed to snow this week, so you gotta get out in front of that.

[Edgy MD]

Hey, I have no problem with him coming just as soon as the Mets think he's ready. Maybe Buck can be flipped for a pitcher.