IGT 8/24 Astros - Lyles vs Niese - What the car said...

[Fman99]

Yeah, you gave him a nine inning prostate exam, and I'm the weirdo. WHATEVS.

[ashie62]

In the Round Robin of suck

Colorado 4-0
Astros 1-0
Mets 0-5

[Frayed Knot]

"Offensive" review from last night:
4 hits -- 3 singles and a HR. But one of the singles was turned into an out
3 walks plus a HBP
6 fly-outs

and then there were the 17 ABs that failed to get the ball out of the infield: 5 Ks; 12 GOs for 13 outs (1 GiDP); plus 2 "line-outs" although I think even that is a rather generous term for a ball that just happened to be caught in the air by an infielder, certainly there was nothing hard-hit about either of them.

The wet-newspaper syndrome continues

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

{Nice accomplishment by individual Met player} as Mets fall to {name of opposing team}.

Fill in Wright hits 200th career home run and Astros.