IGT, 5/24/2011, Homecoming

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

If somebody's going to get shanghaied into taking a squeegee to this field, it's going to be DW.

Porn of a different sort on now: Mets Yearbook '68.

[Edgy MD]

Oh man, this rain delay ended ten minutes too early.

[Guest Kong76]

Somebody turn the rain back on.

[Edgy MD]

That third inning just ticked up Jason Marquis' stock a little. Hang in there, Jeremy. Hang in there, the rest of you Buffamets.

[Edgy MD]

Rain hurts the Hef.

A lot of these hits were right off the ends of gloves too. Hard hit, though.

Did the humidity break at all?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Still wettish.

Hef's gotten no help from anyone, be they umpire or teammate (save Rob Johnson).

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Meanwhile, all Met liners seem to bounce less productively off the Friar leather.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

About had enough of Rob Johnson. Nickeas too. I want all new catchers.

[ashie62]

Ask the rain God..

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

They do bunt well.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Johnson, you bastard.

[Frayed Knot]

Not a good day when the opposing pitcher has (at least) 5 assists by the 5th inning.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Arguing close CS calls, throwing over to first a half-dozen times with a five-run lead?

These Padres are, um, charming.

[ashie62]

You can't lose the first game of a homestand to the Padres.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

BEARS NOTING: They're losing to a team that pinch-hits Suppan to bunt (with five-run lead) ... unsuccessfully.

Edited May 24, 2012 by Guest

[Fman99]

This game is sucking some Thursday night wet sloppy cock.

[Ceetar]

Fman99 wrote: This game is sucking some Thursday night wet sloppy cock.

yeah, something like that.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Hillside Honda girl>>>Lee's Toyota girls

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Still early says the MVP.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

SUGAR PANTS TO MIDDLE-IN FASTBALL: "GO DUCK YOURSELF."

[ashie62]

Now tied with Ike for team HR lead.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I play in two deep fantasy leagues, both of which prize effective middle-relievers, and I have heard of, like, two Padre bullpen guys before.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Wotta sad offense this is.

[Ceetar]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I play in two deep fantasy leagues, both of which prize effective middle-relievers, and I have heard of, like, two Padre bullpen guys before.

Padres pull effective middle relievers out of thin air it seems.

[Fman99]

Ugh.

[Fman99]

Hi, I'm Manny Acosta, and if you don't mind, I'd like to take a big shit on the mound.

[Edgy MD]

A homer is cathartic, anyhow.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

So are tack-on runs, when they allow you to turn off a game you've stuck with way too long already.

Edited May 24, 2012 by Guest

[Fman99]

Fuck. Keeping track of the outs might help, guys. This sucks some ass.

[Fman99]

Now it's 9-3. I'm punching out.