Chuck Knoblauch is Sad and Pathetic

[Valadius]

So it seems Chuck Knoblauch is picking up girls on the G train...

http://youtastelikenachos.tumblr.com/post/23487381466/this-is-a-story-about-a-former-new-york-yankee

Chuck Knoblauch wrote: �Are you sisters? Want to come uptown with me? I�ll just have to change first.�

[Ceetar]

Jeter lives uptown right? think Chuck is Jeter's pimp?

[ashie62]

Fake but hysterically funny.

[metirish]

Yeah, really not buying that at all. I doubt he even lives in NYC, not that that would preclude him from being in the G train, just doesn't sound right.


Christ it even made the New Yorker gossip pages

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/05/chuck-knoblauch-subway-g-train-drunk.html

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

"I'm just going to throw this out there, close my eyes, and see if it comes anywhere near the intended target.

Also, if you say 'no,' I plan to argue so long afterward, it renders the whole thing moot."

[Fman99]

This is almost as bad as the time I was washing my car and Joe Pepitone tried to fuck my wet washcloth.