Sorry, Ladies-- Elijah Dukes Is Off The Board

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Ye Gods. It's like the copy for this was written by a 15-year-old who can't stop saying "you guys," or someone who hates 15-year-olds.

Baseball Boyfriend is a single draftee, fantasy baseball, mini game designed for those who love baseball players. Pick your first BBBF at the beginning of the 2012 Baseball Season. Every time your boyfriend plays, you accumulate points based on his stats for the day. If he can't perform, dump him. Then pick up a new BBBF. The one with the most points at the end of the season wins.

[Fman99]

This is gayer than Doug Flynn and Youngblood getting jiggy with the Skippy.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I get it. It's just a fun way of packaging a trick to increase traffic. They're not really targeting girls who think bb players are sexxxxxy.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Oh, I get it. At best, it's really condescending.

[ashie62]

Don't sweat it, flies over most peoples heads.