Let's Get Them the Blender

[Edgy MD]

Jason Pridie and Bianca Cruz's Wedding Registry

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

What, the toothbrush holder I already gave Pridie isn't good enough for them?

Don't go too Big League on me, guys. It's only had one previous owner.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Are you going to use this information to update the 2012 projected roster?

If you do, I want credit for it!

[HahnSolo]

I'll chip in for a higher OPS.

[Edgy MD]

Come on. Let's go all in.

[Edgy MD]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Are you going to use this information to update the 2012 projected roster? If you do, I want credit for it!

Just coughed up my fruit pie.

[Edgy MD]

Come on, folks. I'm in for $5. I mean, yeah, there's little reason I should be getting gifts for people wealthier than me who don't know me. But I admit it: I'm lured irresistibly to the glamour. And there's no glamour that's so alluring to me AAAA glamour.

Someday, probably on a particularly tough day, I'll be digging a ditch, fighting with people who love me, maybe suffering from a nasty skin irritation, and a beatific smile will cross my face. The guy next to me in the ditch will wipe his brow, snort, and ask me, "What the hell are you smiling at?"

I'll shrug, turn over another shovelful of earth and reply, "Maybe he's giving her a smoothie from my blender right now."

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I'm in for a share of the toothbrush holder.

[Edgy MD]

For 9.99 total? I'm pretty sure Hudgens already beat us to it.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Obviously destined for the smaller of the guest bathrooms so in case you ever stay over you can still get some value for your investment. I say do it.

[seawolf17]

I'll toss in a buck or two. It's not even like the guy's on the 40 anymore, though.

[Guest sharpie]

I'm in on the toothbrush holder as well. We can send a card with it.

[Ceetar]

Can't find any pictures from the wedding, although Justin Turner was there.

[Edgy MD]

[Ceetar]

I can't see Justin Turner gifting Scotch. He'd presumably trend towards a more Irish Whiskey like Jameson.


And he appears to be crushing that Johnny Walker in his iron grip.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

In for five. Would go toothbrush holder, but wouldn't mind the cork pull (as in, "He's pulling her cork with my cork pull right now").

I would also like to send a Dutch oven to Miami, only I'm not sure that the fart will stay under the blanket for the duration of the trip.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Let's skip the toothbrush holder and get him a 50-game drug suspension instead.

[Edgy MD]

Suck of a way to get a marriage started.

That's what you get for not posting marriage photos, Jason the Journeyman.

[ashie62]

Pridie opted for cosmetic dentistry.

[ashie62]

Ceetar wrote: I can't see Justin Turner gifting Scotch. He'd presumably trend towards a more Irish Whiskey like Jameson. And he appears to be crushing that Johnny Walker in his iron grip.

Yeah! How bout Tullamore Dew?