Bryce Harper, Jerk

[bmfc1]

Harper's a year away from Nationals and I hate him already.

http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/06/07/bryce-harper-homered-admired-his-feat-then-blew-a-kiss-to-the-pitcher-video/

[Guest The Second Spitter]

You may also notice Harper�s ditched the Ultimate Warrior face paint in favor of a porn �stache

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[Guest Edgy DC]

His repuatation as a jerk certainly predated his professional career. The idea that he's gone to the wispy stache and mullet is going to make his jerkhood very entertaining. I see wrestling-type story lines developing.

[metirish]

WOW , what an asshole , his trip around the bases is like something you'd see in a jock movie . A fastball to the back might sort him out.

[duan]

i'm all for a bit of style and substance and celebration. Always have felt you've got to understand a bit of joy in the scoring. However, he's clearly a cock.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Edgy DC wrote: His repuatation as a jerk certainly predated his professional career. The idea that he's gone to the wispy stache and mullet is going to make his jerkhood very entertaining. I see wrestling-type story lines developing.

It'll make Mets-Nationals games a scoonch more interesting.

All the old villains-- Chipper, Utley-- are getting prohibitively older. We NEED Bryce Harpers. (All the better if he's good, this dicklike, AND injury-prone.)

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

He should wear a lot of armor in the batter's box, then practice nonchalence when he gets hit, as though lesser men would be wailing in pain.

[Guest attgig]

i need to get out to hagerstown and watch this kid play.
that said, everyone knew he was a punk...

in the video, he definitely admired a bit too long, and i'm guessing the pitcher let him know to stop admiring and just run around the bases. when the pitcher did that, the kids kissed him back.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: He should wear a lot of armor in the batter's box, then practice nonchalence when he gets hit, as though lesser men would be wailing in pain.

Maybe a catchphrase-- "I hit your WIFE harder last night, Broseph!"-- would help, too.

[ashie62]

He'll punk his way to the 2012 NL ROY.

Edited June 7, 2011 by Guest

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Fastball...ear hole. That should calm him down a little bit.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Unhappy Bryce:

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/multimedia/vpp.jsp?content_id=17900805&topic_id=&sid=milb&tcid=undefined_17900805&v=3&tcid=tw_share

[Guest attgig]

yup... still a jerk.