Mets-Rockies <<<<iGt>>>> May 10, 2012

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I like this Mets lineup:

Reyes
Muffy
Sugarpants
Beltran
Ike
Bay
Paulino
Pridie
Pelf

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

The team that shalt be defeated:

Fowler
Hererra
Gonzalez
Tulo
Helton
Smith
Iannetta
Stewart
Hammel

[G-Fafif]

First and third, nobody out, top of the first!

How shall they be stranded?

[G-Fafif]

Howie sez no hit with RISP in 2 weeks for Wright. Geez, that neck must really be aching.

[G-Fafif]

Three pitches to Reyes and Murph: runners at the corners.

Three pitches to Wright: struck out.

[ashie62]

Trade Wright..Just kidding.

[G-Fafif]

Loaded! Will be tough to strand with Bay not up.

[Gwreck]

Bold prediction: we break the grand slam drought/streak here.

[ashie62]

Bags juiced for Ike.

[G-Fafif]

Ike TOTALLY fails to fail! 2-0!

[Gwreck]

I'll take it. 2-0.

[ashie62]

G-Fafif wrote: Loaded! Will be tough to strand with Bay not up.

Correctamundo!

[G-Fafif]

Howie said Ike was in a "delicious" hitting position. Yum!

[G-Fafif]

The three-two pitch to Bay and...OH, his baby monitor went off and distracted him!

Fuck this guy a little.

[ashie62]

Bay sucks Moosecock everyday.

[ashie62]

G-Fafif wrote: Howie said Ike was in a "delicious" hitting position. Yum!

Delicious like a Wise snack.

[G-Fafif]

Ashie62 wrote: Bay sucks Moosecock everyday.

Elvis Costello, right?

[G-Fafif]

Ashie62 wrote: G-Fafif wrote: Howie said Ike was in a "delicious" hitting position. Yum! Delicious like a Wise snack.

Mets need to crunch more pitches like they're Cheez Doodles, not crumble like potato chips.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

G-Fafif wrote: The three-two pitch to Bay and...OH, his baby monitor went off and distracted him! Fuck this guy a little.

Meow!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Hey, Pelfrey struck a guy out.

[Gwreck]

On 3 pitches, no less.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Tulo crushes a solo HR and the Real Mike Pelfrey is back.

No really.

[Gwreck]

Anytime someone wants to put one in Tulowitzki's ribs, they can just go right ahead and do that. Anytime now.

[Gwreck]

FUCK

[bmfc1]

Mike Pelfrey: steaming pile of shit.
My son--"you're my father and you're saying that?"
Mike Pelfrey: I am displeased with his pitching.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

It's all over. We've given up the obligatory 2-run lead and we know what that means.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

HolycrapPaulinokilledthepitcher'sleg

[Fman99]

Pridie rocking the Ike/R.A. Metly beard. I approve. They look like fucking mountain men!

[Gwreck]

Wow. Pelf making up for the homers there.

[Fman99]

GAPPER FOR BIG PELF! HOLY SCHNEIKE!