IGT 4/20/11 Astros @ Mets

[Guest Edgy DC]

There we go. Brilliant opposite field hitting.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Bat-around, coming this inning.

[G-Fafif]

"I prefer a burger to a hot dog, Gar', at the ballgame, to be honest with you."
--Keith Hernandez, after spending an inning plugging Keith's Grill

I'm glad he was honest about it. Most people prevaricate when pushed to choose a meat.

[G-Fafif]

Edgy DC wrote: G-Fafif wrote: Mex meandering into thought on the New York nightlife. Fun listening to Gary talk cinema with the jocks. "You know that movie After Hours with Griffin Dunne?" "Nope." Ask him how many times he's seen Porky's, Gary.

1987 highlight VHS was "At the Ballpark," in which Hernandez and Cashen made like Siskel & Ebert and gave thumbs up and down to each month of the Met season. Mex presumably asked between takes, "What the fuck are we doing again?"

[Guest Edgy DC]

Quit chasing, Thole.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Wright: 0-18

[Guest Edgy DC]

God, it's sweet to see that apple.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I DIDN'T KNOW WE COULD DO THAT WITH GUYS ON BASE!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

"Now, that's a real shame when people's throwing away a perfectly good JoseJoseJoseJose like that."

[Guest Edgy DC]

We're a bunch of double-playing fools tonight.

That was actually a triple-play ball.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Melancon and the Infinite Sadness.

Let's drive this ex-Yankee from the game quickly.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

That's a start. Good looking, Wright.

Now finish him, SuperLos.

[Guest Edgy DC]

mlb.tv Wright is wearing Nikes. Gameday Wright is wearing Reeboks.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Fart.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Lonely thread.

Is this the first Met starter to pitch into the eighth (as Hunter Pence makes that look like a bad idea)?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Nobuntzpleazenobuntz!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

It might not be a bad idea for Pagan to ALWAYS take something like that approach-- spoil until you walk-- against lefties.

[Guest Edgy DC]

And for Jerry not to bunt.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Shmit and shun shmingle!

[Guest Edgy DC]

So, who do you go with against Valdez? Hu for the contact to get the run home and the wheels to stay out of the DP? Hairston for the overall batsmanship? Or Turner for the happy medium?

[ashie62]

FUCKSHIT

[metirish]

for fucks sake

[bmfc1]

Even Murphy knows that was bad base running.

[ashie62]

Terry's ass just puckered up.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Crazy. The tag missed Pagan's foot, but Pagan's foot missed the plate, and the play wasn't decided until the tag came down on his trailing foot.

Such messiness.

[ashie62]

Jose, Jose..

[nymr83]

Ashie62 wrote: Jose, Jose..

yeah!

[nymr83]

FUCK DAMN SHIT

[ashie62]

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE

[metirish]

oh my fucking God ...what is this shit?