IGT Rockies @ Mets - 04/11/11

[ashie62]

Welcome home Izzy..Great too see. A few pounds heavier, some gray hair, and

strikes!

[soupcan]

Esai Morales gets sent to prison after raping Ally Sheedy.

Sean Penn in to relieve.

[soupcan]

Nope sorry, my bad. Not Sean Penn, It's Matt Belisle.

[nymr83]

Jose triples again!

[ashie62]

Gone in any other park.

Seth Smith was so disinterested in fielding his bobble I think Jose could have scored.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Jesus H. Tapdancing Fucking Christ, the never ending PSAs. I don't text while driving. I don't smoke. I won't run a kid over. I promise. Just stop fucking preaching to me.

Issue advertisers are the only ones who care to buy Mets time. Waddayagonna do?

My friend Brian is a traffic safety researcher, and he's brilliant. He resliced the data and astounded the traffic safety industry by uncovering strong evidence that drowsy driving was responsible for about 16% of traffic fatalities (rather than previously understood figures like 4%). The Secretary of Transportation, throughly committed to the anti-texting campaign, was furious, and ordered the research staff to debunk his conclusions. Nobody has yet.

[bmfc1]

Gary didn't just say that, did he?

[Guest Edgy DC]

soupcan wrote: Esai Morales gets sent to prison after raping Ally Sheedy. Sean Penn in to relieve.

Wow, reachng way back for that one.

[TransMonk]

Tulo can play short! Cripes.

What'd Gary say? I had volume down.

[nymr83]

wow, great play by Tulowitski. ten lashes for the SNY crew calling it "jeteresque" though. jeter doesnt get to the ball.

[ashie62]

Edgy DC wrote: Jesus H. Tapdancing Fucking Christ, the never ending PSAs. I don't text while driving. I don't smoke. I won't run a kid over. I promise. Just stop fucking preaching to me. Issue advertisers are the only ones who care to buy Mets time. Waddayagonna do? My friend Brian is a traffic safety researcher, and he's brilliant. He resliced the data and astounded the traffic safety industry by uncovering strong evidence that drowsy driving was responsible for about 16% of traffic fatalities. The Secretary of Transportation, throughtly committedt to the anti-texting campaign, was furious, and ordered the research staff to debunk his conclusions. Nobody has yet.

I am always trying to quit but am aware that the taxes I pay on smokes and the 216 billion dollar Philip Morris settlement to the U.S. government 11 years back are helping to close all 50 states budgets.

[soupcan]

Edgy DC wrote: soupcan wrote: Esai Morales gets sent to prison after raping Ally Sheedy. Sean Penn in to relieve. Wow, reachng way back for that one.

Whenever I see 'Morales' it's what comes to mind.

[soupcan]

TransMonk wrote: Tulo can play short! Cripes. What'd Gary say? I had volume down.

He called Tulowitski's play 'Jeteresque'.

[Guest Edgy DC]

We need George Bamberger.

[soupcan]

How does THAT fucking happen?!

[TransMonk]

Our bullpen sucks.

[soupcan]

This bullpen suuuuuuuuucks.

[metirish]

TransMonk wrote: Our bullpen sucks.

the pitching overall gets a low grade...

[ashie62]

Shall we go for 14 pitchers?
This bullpen and team suck.

[bmfc1]

Back to Buffalo for Parnell. Hit the road.

[nymr83]

I am always trying to quit but am aware that the taxes I pay on smokes and the 216 billion dollar Philip Morris settlement to the U.S. government 11 years back are helping to close all 50 states budgets.

and the cumulative effects of Phillip Morris' products over the last XX years may very well have had an even higher cost on the budget through Medicare and Medicaid.

What does this have to do with the game going on right now?

[soupcan]

Is Pulsipher available?

[nymr83]

TERRIBLE bullpen for the Mets so far this year

[Piggiestomatoes]

Parnell airmails the plate and then gets jacked. This is another fucking guy that's got a very nice arm but no fucking clue how to pitch.

[Guest Edgy DC]

This staff simply doesn't seem like they were prepared for the season to start.

[bmfc1]

We should turn off each game after the 6th inning.

[Guest Edgy DC]

It's not like Pelfrey has been a good bet either. He was more lucky than good today.

[Ceetar]

Well, David doesn't think it's over at least.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Nor does Edgevid. But I'm still angry and I want Dan Warthan on line two.

[nymr83]

Come on Ike, keep it going!