haikus for the home opener...

[Vic Sage]

Rain clouds threaten, but
do not dampen the spirit...
It's Opening Day!

Dickey on the mound
Raises Attitudes of fans.
Ah, spring... finally.

Day game, Citifield,
Means all is Wright with the world.
The season starts now.

Celebrate anew
green grass, brown dirt, and white balls...
the totems of spring.

3 and 3, OK.
it just means we start again,
renewed, like the world.

your turn...

[TransMonk]

Dickey takes the hill
Nationals quiver with fear
Quirky knuckleballs

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Rolls in hand, a wet
Grape, then, thrown, a white thistle
Floating home, dizzy

[Theoldmole]

O knuckleballer
your pitch like a butterfly
floats past the batsman

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Springtime in Flushing
When knucklers float and the wind
Freezes our asses

[Guest Edgy DC]

They sing of Jayson
How much is Werth worth? they pun
That's bad poetry

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

You don't spit at the
Fates on a Dickey off-day.
Dangit, Edgy. Dang!

[Guest Edgy DC]

Just commentary
Just of a neutral nature
Just got my ass hung.